The Daily Retard Blog about Stupid People Idiots and Morons on Video

OK, for those you who have difficulty with numbers…. as of the time of this posting (Halloween 2009), the national debt is just shy of 12 TRILLION DOLLARS. That is 12 followed by 12 FUCKING ZEROS. It is really an almost incomprehensible number. It helps just slightly when you break it down to what it costs each US Citizen (as of Halloween 2009 it’s almost $39,000.00 per citizen). I hope you fuckers appreciate the extra time I took from my busy schedule of bitching about everything to find a widget-thingy that would show the national debt in terms of cost per citizen that was NOT full of annoying popup ads. The only fucking ads showing on this little bloggy here are ones The Retard gets paid for. Because like I said, web hosting ain’t free, dumbass.
Anyway, this post is gonna be stickied to the top of the Daily Retard blog for as long as the site runs before the assault on the Constitution being carried out by Oba-Marx is finally successful in getting the First Amendment and my right to free speech repealed. God willing, that will never happen….

As it has come to my attention that my language might be considered offensive to some of the more delicate readers here, I thought I would address this issue. First, notice the “Parental Advisory” warning up above. If words like SHIT,FUCK,ASS,BITCH,HELL,ETC…. offend you, feel free to fuck the fucking fuck off and get the fuck out of here. This is my fucking blog and I will say whatever the fuck I fucking want to, whether any of you fucks fucking like it or not. In fucking fact, here’s a fucking video I found on fucking youtube about just how fucking usefel the fucking word “fuck” is. Fuck!

Now, it is WELL worth the 2-1/2 minutes it take to watch this video. Although it is an older one and I am SURE you’ve seen it before, it never fails to crack me up.
Now, onto the reason WHY I swear so much. In a word- anger. But anger doesn’t really begin to cover it. I left a little comment over at my buddy Dr. Dave’s Feed Your ADHD Blog where I went a little further into detail, and now I will put this fucking issue to bed here and now, for you readers, forever.
The shit that I see these liberal cocksuckers in Washington doing pisses me the fuck off. It makes me seeth. I get so fucking mad I shake my fists and hit things. I pound on my couch. I scream at the top of my lungs. I pound on the center console of my big gas-guzzling, rain-forest-destroying, global-warming-contributing, Hemi-powered, redneck-driven, big-ass, bad-ass Dodge Ram. I RAGE at what these people are doing to the country. I get absolutely fucking IRATE that people couldn’t see this coming when the obamoron asspuppet was campaining, spewing his outright lies and bullshit. I watch the news and see the continued flood of more and more lies and I want to throw a brick through my TV set. I listed to people who still think that these liberal asshole fuckheads are doing a good job and I want to hit them in the face with a hammer. I watch the mainstream lapdog kissass media and I realize that, for a good many Americans, this is their ONLY source of news and it makes me absolutely fucking psychotic. Every time I see hussein on TV spouting off his unending string of bullshit, outright lies and campaign-speak I get so fucking mad I can’t see straight. I read about our good American boys killed overseas fighting a war our Communist-in-Chief refuses to support and it tears my heart out. I see the daily assault on our Founding Fathers principles, the Constitution, our Bill of Rights, personal liberties, economic freedom and the Federalist ideals upon which this great country was founded. All these things are literally being pissed on DAILY by the liberal assholes in Washington and I get so fucking MAD I don’t know what else to do but let it out here. So, now you know…..
I am gonna end this post with a picture I found over at The Black Sphere. I am NOT an artistic person, but this image sums up in great detail the point of this post, my blog in general, and my feelings as a whole about what is going on and why I do what I do.

So I know it’s been a LONG motherfucking time since The Daily Retard has been online….. Best I can tell I got hacked by some left-wing fucktard or something, I dunno…. In any case, I finally got around to digging up an old backup copy and put as much of the old shit together as I could to get back online. You can expect much of the same old shit as you used to get- profane ramblings about everything that pisses me off, blog posts about stupid fucking morons and idiots, athletes, reality TV shows, fuckhead celebrities and the like. I am going to TRY to stay away from the political ranting mostly because I just get so fucking pissed off that I can’t allow myself to think about shit like that. We’ll see what shakes out in the next year and a half though- that point of view may be subject to change at any point in time. Besides, the 2012 election commercials should be starting up any time now so stay tuned.

The Idiots of the Porcupine Creek Gold Mine

Let’s take a look at the impetus for my resurrection of the Daily Retard, because I know it’s gotta be killing you guys to find out why after 9 months offline I finally decided to bring this bitch back from the dead. That would be Gold Rush- Alaska. Possibly the biggest bunch of stupid fucking idiot morons ever assembled anywhere outside of a state OR national capital. I mean, I LOVE the thought of a bunch of unemployed losers getting together to head north to Alaska and start mining for gold- I think it’s fucking awesome and a real testament to the fact that the American Dream is still alive and well. When I started watching the show I was thinking it was really going to be a great one- until the first commercial break that is. It only took about 10 minutes for anyone with an IQ above room temperature (which sadly their group had none of) to realize that bunch of idiots was more than likely too stupid to keep from killing each other, much less EVER find any gold up there.

Let’s take a look at the cast of characters and expose the idiocy for what it is…. First off, we have Todd Hoffman. The supposed leader of the crew, I think about the only thing he could ever lead would be a charge to the head of the line at the Golden Corral all-you-can-eat buffet. I don’t think he could possibly stop eating long enough to even get an excavator started. And Jack, the dad with “years of mining experience” needed to have someone flown in from 2000 miles away to show him how to dig a fucking HOLE! Seriously! Thurber, the owner of a sheet metal shop, didn’t even know how to run a fucking welder. And Harness, the mechanic, spent HALF THE SEASON in his trailer suffering from one ailment after another, supposedly due to car accidents and numerous injuries from the past. Well for FUCK’S SAKE- if you were going to be 30 miles into the middle of nowhere will hundreds of thousands of dollars in mechanical equipment, each and every single piece critical to the success of your operation, don’t you fucking think you should have brought someone worth a half a shit to try to keep it running? Remsburg was probably the most competent of the bunch, which is a pretty sad thing to say when you look at the amount of time he spent logging and building a house on the claim instead of trying to get the mining operation off the ground. I mean seriously, he was the site foreman and he spent half the show working on his house with a carpenter buddy. What the fucking FUCK is that???? And Dorsey- well, what do I really need to say about that dipshit. I mean, why was he even allowed to make the trip at all????? Let’s take a look at the “apology” between Greg and Dorsey in this video, as well as learn about Dorsey’s plan to become a fisherman LMMFAO!

Following is an email I got from a fellow Conservative-minded domestic terrorist, right wing lunatic, Tea Party member and I thought I’d share it here on the Retard. I don’t know how old it is or if everyone except me has seen it before, but it does highlight some interesting statistics and there is a LOT in those numbers to think about.

Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul , Minnesota points out some interesting facts concerning last November’s Presidential election:

“Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.” – D.H. Lawrence

I can’t take credit for ANY of these thoughts. I can only give credit back to the wise, brave men they came from. Sure, I have lots of my own thoughts on the subject (obviously), but for today it’s important for you guys to read THESE thoughts. These are the things our Founding Fathers had in mind when they created this country’s Constitution and government and trust me- they knew what the FUCK they were talking about….

“If, from the more wretched parts of the old world, we look at those which are in an advanced stage of improvement, we still find the greedy hand of government thrusting itself into every corner and crevice of industry, and grasping the spoil of the multitude. Invention is continually exercised, to furnish new pretenses for revenues and taxation. It watches prosperity as its prey and permits none to escape without tribute.”
-Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791

I have been “formally” unemployed since Dec. 5 of 2008. Recall- that’s about a month after the USA was besmirched by our current pukehole of a government. Hell, I didn’t even make it long enough for the so-called inauguration for MY job to get axed. Am I collateral damage? Am I yet another right-wing radical, domestic terrorist, or whatever the FUCK else these libtard fuckheads wanna call those of use who DARE to speak our minds? Maybe…… Either way, I WILL NOT SHUT UP!

I am the PROUD father of three young children and another due in August. I love my children to the absolute ends of this Earth. I will do ANYTHING for them. I want nothing more than for them to learn about and embrace the American Dream I learned of when I was their age. I want them to embrace the incredible God-given freedom they can enjoy by living in this country- as I did when I was young. I want them to learn history AS IT HAPPENED, not as it is taught by some public servant, union slave, politically correct, time-clock-punching waste of fucking skin, government-textbook-preaching, teleprompter-reading, God-I’m-glad-I-have-summers-off shitbag oBAMA voter THINKS they should be taught. I WILL NOT SHUT UP!

I DO NOT WANT THEM SADDLED WITH A DEBT THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PAY- NOT THEIR CHILDREN OR THEIR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN! I want them responsible for nothing and no one more than themselves and those they CHOOSE to help- NOT an endless stream of welfare handouts and scumbag pukefucks who exist SOLELY to TAKE and not to give. No good and decent American citizen owes ANYTHING to ANYONE other than that which he has signed his name to. I owe NO ONE housing. I owe NO ONE health care. I owe NO ONE a car. Or an education. Or a monthly check. Or foodstamps. OR ANYTHING. AND I WILL NOT SHUT UP!

I AM AS MAD AS FUCKING HELL AND I AM NOT GONNA SHUT UP! I have been told by MANY people I should keep my thoughts to myself- that I am the nail sticking above the floor waiting to get hammered down, that I am on “watch lists”, that I should let go and let God, and endless fucking MYRIAD of scared fucking bullshit spewed by chickenshit motherfuckers who are happy to slide along and just hope (and change- I guess) for things to get better. Guess what? THEY WON’T! I have too much pride, too much invested, to just sit idly by and hope someone else will stand for something for me. I owe it to my family to stand up and fight for what I believe in. What greater disgrace can a man feel than to be seen as one who sat by and watched his ideals trampled? How the FUCK does someone explain that to anyone and expect to maintain a SHRED of dignity and self-respect? I WILL NOT SHUT UP!

Where the fuck do you timid fucking pussies think this country would be were it not for people willing to put it ALL on the line for what they believed? Are you fucking kidding me??? You spineless motherfuckers can sit on your leather couches and watch your flatscreen TVs in a happy little cul-de-sac in a tranquil subdivision and ignore reality all you want, until you realize that there were actual real-life men, men with honor and principles not bribes and kickbacks, who were willing to do WHATEVER IT TOOK to fight for the freedom you now not only enjoy but seem so willing to trade away for a “free lunch”. You fucking people make me sick and I WILL NOT SHUT UP!

At the end, I may well lose and I am prepared for that. I come from a line of men who were willing to fight (and lose) for what they believed. At the end of the day, we are people of honor who could fall asleep easily, enjoying the peaceful rest of people who KNOW they are right with the world. I will make CERTAIN my children enjoy the same peace- that they are true to themselves and to morally proper ideals and not the socialist, take-everything-away-and-make-slaves-of-everyone ideals of an unjustly elected figurehead for the absolute corruption that is today’s America. I WILL NOT SHUT UP!

Anyone who reads this post has a VERY simple choice to make- you either stand with me or against me. There is NO middle ground in this fight. You CANNOT be a “little bit” pregnant. There is no way to ride the fence in this battle. You either stand for freedom, liberty and the Constitution or you are a fucking lemming following the rest of the sheeple off the cliff into the so-called promised land. Pick your side and pick up your arms. I, for one, know EXACTLY where I stand, I KNOW what I will fight for and I WILL NOT SHUT UP!