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Well, as my good buddy Dr. Dave was kind enough to point out via a well-deserved comment on this post, I managed to get not-so-daily again…. So here I am, back at it and mad as fucking hell at the Goddamn liberal fucktards running this Country (into the ground…). First, a little picture for y’all. I imagine you have seen it before, but it’s so damn true that it bears re-posting. I don’t know where it came from, I grabbed it from a webmaster message board. But obviously it was taken somewhere in Texas.

Now as if that simple fact isn’t glaringly obvious, you owe it to yourself to watch this video of Al Gore on CNN trying to say that the ClimateGate emails are “out of context” and a “controversy without real substance”. Now, the asskissing in this clip is enough to make my fucking stomach turn, and seeing Al Gore makes me want to smash things with a hammer, but you owe it to yourself to watch it and see the kind of bullshit these liberal fuckheads continue to spew, when faced with undeniable proof of the junk science that is global warming.

These fuckhead treehugging idiot dumbfuck jackass retarded fuckhead morons are so out of touch with reality there really is no hope for them. And Al Gore has got to be the ringleader of the three ring circus of lies and bullshit, even though HE ADMITS HE HASN’T READ ALL THE EMAILS. This is the kind of shit that happens when you take a bunch of elitist liberal dumbasses like college professors and PHD’s, give them a BUNCH of government grants to play around in labs to advance your ridiculous liberal agenda of “global warming” and they actually discover the truth- that there is no such thing. But- if the truth were to get out, how many millions (or billions) of dollars would they lose? Not to mention the fact that they would be forced to face the fact that their own beliefs are dead wrong. These fucking asspuppets- Al Gore, the “scientists” (and I use that term pretty loosely in this case), the fuckheads at this Copenhagen summit, and every other stupid liberal tree-hugging, Prius-driving, global-warming-believing idiot on the planet- are a bunch of soul-less pieces of whaleshit and they all deserve to rest at the bottom of the ocean because after all, that’s where the whaleshit belongs.

For the purpose of this discussion, I am referring to the dumbass liberals inside the beltway, that merry bunch of elected fuckheads responsible for the current state of affairs in this country and in such complete and total blind denial of the damage they have already caused and continue to cause that they march ever forward advancing their Marxist agenda without a single thought or consideration to what they are doing to our Country. I think what the REAL problem with these fucktards is that they are so totally insulated from any semblance of what normal Americans call reality they honestly have NO CLUE what they are doing to us. Look for a minute at the strongholds of so-called liberals in our society- the Hollywood elite, tenured college professors (and the education system in general), organized labor union leaders and the mainstream media. I mean, for Christ’s sake! NO ONE in ANY of those groups has EVER had an actual job, any idea how to actually work for a living, no idea how to create anything, no experience whatsoever in the real world. And THESE are the people that are “advising” the dumbass liberals who currently hold an overwhelming and likely unconstitutional majority in Washington. How the fuck can you blame them for their stupidity?? I mean, if dumbass liberals had any common sense, they wouldn’t BE liberal so the puppets continue to let the above-mention groups of fucking retarded idiot morons continue to pull their strings, rather than listening to the deafening (and growing DAILY) roar of the American public SCREAMING at them that we don’t want the bill of goods they are trying to sell- by “sell” of course I mean shove down our collective throats and shove up our collective asses.

So I was driving around today in my big-ass Hemi-powered, rainforest-destroying, gas-guzzling Dodge Ram and listening to talk radio and I heard some numbers that actually made me smile from ear to fucking ear…. Apparently, depending on the source, Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx’s approval numbers are anywhere from the mid-40’s to the upper 30’s- inching ever closer to actually being lower the unemployment rate which as you recall I predicted would happen. A mere 30% of Americans approve of what the dumass liberals in Congress are doing. 30 FUCKING PERCENT! Are you kidding me? For a government of the polls, by the polls and for the polls you would THINK this MIGHT get the fuckheads to take a little notice but so far I haven’t seen it. But this last one here is my favorite- nearly HALF the country would rather still have Dubya as president than the current Obamination living in the religion-neutral-for-Christmas White House. What more proof do you need that the jackass hates America? What the FUCK is more American than Christmas??? One more bit of good news- 20% of Americans want Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx impeached! I have no idea what the HELL is wrong with the other 80%, but I guess the “hope” I have is that they will “change” their minds….

Just in case the title wasn’t clear enough, I said GLOBAL WARMING IS BULLSHIT. Been saying it for years now…. And it seems the bunch of fuckhead idiot scientists may have finally realized the gig is up, as they have conveniently “lost” all the raw data. You know- the actual facts and figures and measurements, the results of untold BILLIONS of dollars of government-subsidized “research” they have been manipulating for years to try to convince all of us smarter than Al Gore (which is damn near everyone with an IQ above room termperature) that the sky is falling, the ice caps are melting, the ozone is disappearing, and soon the entire planet will be under water.
I found this video over at Opie’s MAInfo blog and I had to share it with you. A brief warning, though….. This raging fucking idiot bitch named Nancy Skinner has GOT to be (well, OK, not including Nasty Botoxi) one of the stupidest people I have ever seen open her worthless yap on TV. But, don’t fast-forward through her idiocy- it’s important to listen to the utter bullshit she is spewing so you have a good idea of just how abominably STUPID these people really are.

Here’s a link to the article where they admit to dumping all the raw data- it’s a short read but rather interesting…. It seems they admit to dumping all the raw data, keeping only “the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data”. Now what the FUCK does that mean? “Quality controlled and homogenized”??? I think that’s moonbat-speak for “all the numbers that we had to cook to make sure we can keep supply the world with false information to support the junk-science theories that ‘global warming’ actually exists and is really something more than just statistical anomolies”. But that’s just my opinion….
I mean, we are talking about “scientists” who have threatened everything from reputation-smearing to actual physical violence toward any of their peers who would dare to dispute their “truths”, aren’t we? Don’t believe me? Read the WSJ article right here! This bunch of tree-hugging asshats are SO bent on advancing their own agenda they will do anything to discredit anyone who dares contradict them in their endless torrent of bullshit research and statistics they concoct to futilely attempt to give some credence to “global warming”. Here’s a great article from the Canada Free Press where you can see these fuckheads and read more about them than you ever knew you wanted to know…..
I’m telling you people, this idiocy has GOT to be stopped. This great country, and I daresay the planet itself, is accelerating toward a complete and total collapse so fast it’s hard to keep up with it or even figure out what the endgame will be. Which straw will finally break the camel’s back? The whole thing reminds me of a rotting corpse to be honest- when a body rots it fills with gas and bloats, sometimes to the point of explosion. And if we do not do something to stop the liberal bullshit and progressive idiots that are attacking the great body of America, she is going to continue to swell and bloat and finally, just explode. And it is gonna be one HELL of a mess to clean up….

Well, like I tweeted earlier today, I have had it right up to my fucking eyeballs with automated phone systems when you call customer service. After spending 10 minutes punching through automated menu systems to do such things as “better assist me” and “streamline the call process” and countless other ridiculous catch phrases thought up in boardrooms and planning committees full of retarded fucking morons who don’t have anything better to do than come up with ways to complicated unnecessarily even the simplest of procedures, I just fucking LOVE IT when someone with a pulse actually answers the call (thanking me, of course, for my patience), only to ask me the same fucking shit I just typed (or spoke if you happen to be one of the last three people on the PLANET with a rotary phone)! How the fuck is this helpful? Why the fuck can’t they just have someone to answer the god damned phone????

Case in point- my internet connection was fucked up ALL DAY yesterday. Pages were taking forever to load, the connection was dropping and failing miserable the tests at both speedtest.net and pingtest.net. So I got off to work and figure it should be sorted by the time I get home. 7 hours later, and same old shit. I try resetting the router and cable modem- no luck. I try removing the splitter and plugging the AC cord directly into the wall outlet- no luck. I try eliminating the router all together and going directly from the cable outlet to the modem to the computer via USB- no luck. So at this point we’ve managed to narrow it down to SOMETHING that is the cable company’s problem, either the modem or the signal on the line. So I throw down 4 BIG shots of Jack Daniels and get ready to call in…. Keep in mind, it’s 1:00 AM. After spending 10 minutes “describing” my problem to the automated system, being told about the “unexpectedly high call volume”, told repeatedly how much my “business is appreciated”, being told for faster service I should visit cablecompany.com (oh, yeah, why didn’t I think of that? What better way to get resolution to an internet connection problem than to VISIT A FUCKING WEBSITE???), entering various security information like my phone number, alternate phone number, house number, ZIP code, social security number, wedding anniversary, city of birth, mother’s maiden name, the name of the third school I attended, high school mascot, name of my first pet, my middle child’s blood type and clotting factor, and my brithday; I FINALLY get through to some VERY pleasant woman named Michelle. I don’t think Michelle likes her job very much…. But she DID speak English, so at least there was that. After “describing the problem” AGAIN, Michelle then decided to run some remote tests on the modem. It turns out she WAS able to verify that it wasn’t working. Well no fucking shit- if it worked I wouldn’t be calling!!! So now I’ve got nearly 20 minutes of my life I WILL NEVER GET BACK invested into a phone call that so far has done nothing but verify I problem I already knew I had. Michelle has now informed me that my modem isn’t connected to the internet. But wait, I say, it is working it’s just working VERY slow. No, she says, it’s not working at all. How does she know this?, I ask. Because her computer said so. But wait, I say. My computer says it IS working because I just logged in to The Daily Retard to approve a comment, but it took 8 fucking minutes to get there. Now, it seems, we have a discrepancy as to what the “problem” is, the last 25 minutes have apparently been a complete fucking waste, since now we can’t seem to agree on the “nature of the problem”. What next, I ask…. She says they will need to schedule a service appointment. OK fine, I say, just get my fucking internet fixed because there is a lot of retarded shit going on that I need to be bitching about. Fine, she says… But before she can do that, she just has to “verify a few security items”, to make sure she is talking to the right person. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! What the hell did I do all that shit for already? And how the fuck were you able to test MY modem, if you weren’t sure it was fucking ME you were talking to???? So back we go through the whole fucking list, only to determine that the earliest a tech can visit is Tuesday between 8AM and 1PM (thanks ALOT for narrowing THAT down to half the fucking day). So I set it up, thinking I can rant and rage from Caribou in the morning (by now it’s nearly 2AM). She says if the internet is working in the morning, the “system” will detect it and should auto-cancel the service call. Fair enough- I get up this morning and it IS working just fine. But I get thinking, I better just check on the “system” to make sure there won’t be some cable guy at the house at 8AM wanting to fix a problem that no longer exists, and send me a bill for it…. .So I call in AGAIN, go through the automation bullshit “to allow me a better customer service experience” and believe it or not, the appointment was still in the system…. Well, after only an additional 25 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back, we were able to get the appointment canceled. I will keep you posted tomorrow as to whether or not the cable guy pays me a visit…

Well, after the clusterfuck with the cable company I was gonna let the political stupidity go for today, but this worthless bitch senator Mary Landrieu from Louisiana is NOT getting a pass on what is, simply put, outright theft from the American people, and a bald-faced BRIBE from douchebag of the week Harry Reid. As if the fact that Harry “Asshat” Reid BOUGHT (and by bought I mean BRIBED) her cloture vote with $100,000,000.00 neatly tucked into the abortion of a health care bill the senate Commies managed to puke up in their little committee meetings, this worthless sack of thieving SHIT comes out to correct the terms of the deal, er… BRIBE. “Oh, no, it wasn’t $100,000,000 of hard-earned US taxpayer dollars “redistributed” from the federal government to the state of Louisiana, it’s $300,000,000.00! Get it right, guys!”

Somebody please tell me what the fucking fuck this is?? Do yourself a favor and WATCH the video- and listen to the LameStream media FUCKHEADS actually try to justify this bullshit. A THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR CARROT?? Are you fucking KIDDING ME??? This is so fucked up on so many levels I can’t even really figure out where to start. I do know this much- these scumbags CANNOT be allowed to continue to operate like this. OR…. maybe I have o-dumbo and his merry bunch of cummie fuckheads figured all wrong- maybe THIS is the transparency he promised. No more back-room hidden deals, just throw all the shit right out in the open for everyone to see…..

So they are FINALLY starting to see the light about Timmy “Turbo-Tax” Geithner! He is a complete fucking idiot, I seriously doubt he can even balance his own fucking checkbook- we OBVIOUSLY know he can’t figure out his own taxes- and this is the retarded fucking idiot moron O-Pology put in charge of the Treasury?? Oh well, good news, they are starting to realize he doesn’t have a fucking CLUE what he is doing (weird how QUADRUPLING the deficit and double-digit unemployment will do that….) and even Commu-crats are calling for his expulsion. I like the word expulsion- kinda reminds me of flushing a toilet. Sending the SHIT down into the sewer where it belongs….

Typical liberal fucking douchebag that he is, Turbo Tax Timmy blames it on Bush. Because after all, Bush IS the one who engineered the EPIC FUCKING FAILURE that is the O-Bailout, achieved double-digit unemployment and yes I will repeat this again for effect- QUADRUPLED THE BUDGET DEFICIT! This shit just gets more and more laughable every day….

Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong has made it back from his latest whirlwind Asian apology and ass-kissing tour. Gotta give props to Dr. Dave and S. Weasel for the picture, but when I saw it I had such an inspirational comment at Dave’s that I just HAD to share it here with y’all… What I wanna know is, can we figure out a way to get O-Pology to bend so far over in his bowing that he can just crawl up his own ass and pull the hole in behind him???

Oh thank God Almighty! I just heard on NBC (National Bunch of Commies) that the disgusting pig bitch oprah is ending her show! See, who says prayers aren’t answered???

Well it seems the Senate Commu-Nazi’s have unleashed their 2000+ page abortion of a health care reform bill upon us, and yet again are not even wanting to give people time to read the God-awful piece of shit legislation before wanting a vote on it…. What a bunch of slimebag asswipe scumsucking bastards. What the fuck is it going to take for these liberal progressive Constitution-hating treasonous motherfuckers to realize the AMERICAN PEOPLE DO NOT WANT THIS SHIT?!?!?? Read more here. Sorry about the link to the Washington Pisst, but I got sick of looking for a decent site with a story to link to. Time IS money here at the Daily Retard….
And speaking of money…. While you readers may think the Retard lives some sort of carefree, high-flying playboy lifestyle full of booze and babes, sadly the opposite is true. Well, there IS a lot of booze, but the babes are 4, 4 and 7 and they are expensive as hell. I am NOT a rich man. I am an unemployed construction worker with a wife who has a decent job, a small online empire and a part-time bartending job. But I will offer this: Given that the DC beltway is riddled with bribery, underhanded dealing and “campaign contributions” I propose to put my money where my mouth (read:fingers) is/are. I will personally donate $100 to the campaign fund of not only any Commu-crat senator who votes against this piece of SHIT legislation, but ALSO to the Commu-crat OPPONENT of any turncoat RINO scumbag asswipe who votes FOR it. Anybody else out there with me? I don’t give a rat’s bloody ASS what it takes to get this shit stopped, and anyone with a fucking brain should be standing behind me….