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		<title>More Thoughts on Health Care Bill</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following is an excerpt on some stuff I posted at a message board. There is OBVIOUSLY a lot of differing viewpoints on what&#8217;s happening- here are mine:
I think as time passes and more people realize just how assfucked we are, you will see less and less people identifying with Democrat or Republican and it will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Following is an excerpt on some stuff I posted at a message board. There is OBVIOUSLY a lot of differing viewpoints on what&#8217;s happening- here are mine:</strong></p>
<p><strong>I think as time passes and more people realize just how assfucked we are, you will see less and less people identifying with Democrat or Republican and it will become more of a system of the people who have no self-reliance or drive and want everything handed to them and do nothing for it VS. a group of people who still know there IS NOTHING FOR FREE and to have success in this life you need both the drive and self-interest to achieve it as well as an environment where people are allowed to pursue success without the government telling them all the way along what and how they can and cannot do it. As far as I am concerned, half can have the eastern half of the USA, the other half can take the western half of the USA (we can split at the Mississippi river). Then we&#8217;ll compare notes in 5 or 10 years and see what&#8217;s working out better.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Like I said, with the healthcare takeover, combined with the auto manufacturers and big banks/insurance companies the federal government now controls over 50% of the US economy. This is TERRIFYING.</strong></p>
<p><strong>And to anyone who thinks the government will somehow be able to run things better than private companies motivated by profits and free market economics, you need to have a window installed in your stomach so you can watch all your work and money stripped by 16,000 (not 6000) new armed IRS agents while you blither along through life with your head up your ass. Cash4Clunkers, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, how big a list do you need of the EPIC FUCKING FAILURES the government has tried to run?</strong></p>
<p><strong>Not to mention the fact that this bill is an abortion of the Constitution and states&#8217; rights on at least 3 different accounts- the 5th, 9th and 10th Amendments. Or the fact that it flies COMPLETELY in the face of the very base principles upon which this country was founded. Or the fact that between 1 in 4 and 1 in 5 Americans supported the bill and I bet 99 of 100 of that 20-25 percent NEVER actually took the time to read a single fucking thing about what is actually in the bill.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The health care system is flawed TO BE SURE, but this is so far the wrong way to go about fixing it that the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that the bill has NOTHING to do with fixing health care and EVERYTHING to do with an ever-increasing Federal government presence in each and every single aspect of our lives.</strong></p>
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		<title>Dumbass Liberals at it Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, as my good buddy Dr. Dave was kind enough to point out via a well-deserved comment on this post, I managed to get not-so-daily again&#8230;. So here I am, back at it and mad as fucking hell at the Goddamn liberal fucktards running this Country (into the ground&#8230;). First, a little picture for y&#8217;all. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Well, as my good buddy <a href="http://feedyouradhd.com/" target="_blank">Dr. Dave</a> was kind enough to point out via a well-deserved comment on <a href="http://dailyretard.com/i-told-you-global-warming-was-bullshit/">this post</a>, I managed to get not-so-daily again&#8230;. So here I am, back at it and mad as fucking hell at the Goddamn liberal fucktards running this Country (into the ground&#8230;). First, a little picture for y&#8217;all. I imagine you have seen it before, but it&#8217;s so damn true that it bears re-posting. I don&#8217;t know where it came from, I grabbed it from a webmaster message board. But obviously it was taken somewhere in Texas.</strong></p>
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<h3>Al Gore is STILL a Dumbass Liberal Fuckhead</h3>
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<p><strong>Now as if that simple fact isn&#8217;t glaringly obvious, you owe it to yourself to watch this video of Al Gore on CNN trying to say that the ClimateGate emails are &#8220;out of context&#8221; and a &#8220;controversy without real substance&#8221;. Now, the asskissing in this clip is enough to make my fucking stomach turn, and seeing Al Gore makes me want to smash things with a hammer, but you owe it to yourself to watch it and see the kind of bullshit these liberal fuckheads continue to spew, when faced with undeniable proof of the junk science that is global warming.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>These fuckhead treehugging idiot dumbfuck jackass retarded fuckhead morons are so out of touch with reality there really is no hope for them. And Al Gore has got to be the ringleader of the three ring circus of lies and bullshit, even though HE ADMITS HE HASN&#8217;T READ ALL THE EMAILS. This is the kind of shit that happens when you take a bunch of elitist liberal dumbasses like college professors and PHD&#8217;s, give them a BUNCH of government grants to play around in labs to advance your ridiculous liberal agenda of &#8220;global warming&#8221; and they actually discover the truth- that there is no such thing. But- if the truth were to get out, how many millions (or billions) of dollars would they lose? Not to mention the fact that they would be forced to face the fact that their own beliefs are dead wrong. These fucking asspuppets- Al Gore, the &#8220;scientists&#8221; (and I use that term pretty loosely in this case), the fuckheads at this Copenhagen summit, and every other stupid liberal tree-hugging, Prius-driving, global-warming-believing idiot on the planet- are a bunch of soul-less pieces of whaleshit and they all deserve to rest at the bottom of the ocean because after all, that&#8217;s where the whaleshit belongs.</strong></p>
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<h3>What&#8217;s REALLY Wrong with Dumbass Liberals</h3>
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<p><strong>For the purpose of this discussion, I am referring to the dumbass liberals inside the beltway, that merry bunch of elected fuckheads responsible for the current state of affairs in this country and in such complete and total blind denial of the damage they have already caused and continue to cause that they march ever forward advancing their Marxist agenda without a single thought or consideration to what they are doing to our Country. I think what the REAL problem with these fucktards is that they are so totally insulated from any semblance of what normal Americans call reality they honestly have NO CLUE what they are doing to us. Look for a minute at the strongholds of so-called liberals in our society- the Hollywood elite, tenured college professors (and the education system in general), organized labor union leaders and the mainstream media. I mean, for Christ&#8217;s sake! NO ONE in ANY of those groups has EVER had an actual job, any idea how to actually work for a living, no idea how to create anything, no experience whatsoever in the real world. And THESE are the people that are &#8220;advising&#8221; the dumbass liberals who currently hold an overwhelming and likely unconstitutional majority in Washington. How the fuck can you blame them for their stupidity?? I mean, if dumbass liberals <em>had</em> any common sense, they wouldn&#8217;t BE liberal so the puppets continue to let the above-mention groups of fucking retarded idiot morons continue to pull their strings, rather than listening to the deafening (and growing DAILY) roar of the American public SCREAMING at them that we don&#8217;t want the bill of goods they are trying to sell- by &#8220;sell&#8221; of course I mean shove down our collective throats and shove up our collective asses.</strong></p>
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<h3>Some Interesting New Poll Numbers</h3>
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<p><strong>So I was driving around today in my big-ass Hemi-powered, rainforest-destroying, gas-guzzling Dodge Ram and listening to talk radio and I heard some numbers that actually made me smile from ear to fucking ear&#8230;. Apparently, depending on the source, <a href="http://www.gallup.com/poll/124610/Brief-Uptick-Obama-Approval-Slips.aspx" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx&#8217;s approval numbers</a> are anywhere from the mid-40&#8217;s to the upper 30&#8217;s- inching ever closer to actually being lower the unemployment rate which as you recall I predicted would happen. A mere 30% of Americans <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/200712130008" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">approve of what the dumass liberals in Congress are doing</a>. 30 FUCKING PERCENT! Are you kidding me? For a government of the polls, by the polls and for the polls you would THINK this MIGHT get the fuckheads to take a little notice but so far I haven&#8217;t seen it. But this last one here is my favorite- <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1209/Bush_closes_the_gap.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">nearly HALF the country would rather still have Dubya as president than the current Obamination</a> living in the religion-neutral-for-Christmas White House. What more proof do you need that the jackass hates America? What the FUCK is more American than Christmas??? One more bit of good news- 20% of Americans want <a href="http://washingtonindependent.com/70241/poll-35-percent-of-republicans-want-to-impeach-obama" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx impeached</a>! I have no idea what the HELL is wrong with the other 80%, but I guess the &#8220;hope&#8221; I have is that they will &#8220;change&#8221; their minds&#8230;.</strong></p>
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		<title>I TOLD You Global Warming Was Bullshit&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in case the title wasn&#8217;t clear enough, I said GLOBAL WARMING IS BULLSHIT. Been saying it for years now&#8230;. And it seems the bunch of fuckhead idiot scientists may have finally realized the gig is up, as they have conveniently &#8220;lost&#8221; all the raw data. You know- the actual facts and figures and measurements, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Just in case the title wasn&#8217;t clear enough, I said GLOBAL WARMING IS BULLSHIT. Been saying it for years now&#8230;. And it seems the bunch of fuckhead idiot scientists may have finally realized the gig is up, as they have conveniently &#8220;lost&#8221; all the raw data. You know- the actual facts and figures and measurements, the results of untold BILLIONS of dollars of government-subsidized &#8220;research&#8221; they have been manipulating for years to try to convince all of us smarter than Al Gore (which is damn near everyone with an IQ above room termperature) that the sky is falling, the ice caps are melting, the ozone is disappearing, and soon the entire planet will be under water.</strong><br />
<strong>I found this video over at <a href="http://mainfo.blogspot.com/2009/11/climate-change-data-was-destroyed.html" target="_blank">Opie&#8217;s MAInfo blog</a> and I had to share it with you. A brief warning, though&#8230;.. This raging fucking idiot bitch named Nancy Skinner has GOT to be (well, OK, not including Nasty Botoxi) one of the stupidest people I have ever seen open her worthless yap on TV. But, don&#8217;t fast-forward through her idiocy- it&#8217;s important to listen to the utter bullshit she is spewing so you have a good idea of just how abominably STUPID these people really are.</strong></p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6936328.ece" target="_blank">Here&#8217;s a link</a> to the article where they admit to dumping all the raw data- it&#8217;s a short read but rather interesting&#8230;. It seems they admit to dumping all the raw data, keeping only &#8220;the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data&#8221;. Now what the FUCK does that mean? &#8220;Quality controlled and homogenized&#8221;??? I think that&#8217;s moonbat-speak for &#8220;all the numbers that we had to cook to make sure we can keep supply the world with false information to support the junk-science theories that &#8216;global warming&#8217; actually exists and is really something more than just statistical anomolies&#8221;. But that&#8217;s just <em>my</em> opinion&#8230;.</strong><br />
<strong>I mean, we <em>are</em> talking about &#8220;scientists&#8221; who have threatened everything from reputation-smearing to actual physical violence toward any of their peers who would dare to dispute their &#8220;truths&#8221;, aren&#8217;t we? Don&#8217;t believe me? <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703499404574559630382048494.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_sections_opinion" target="_blank">Read the WSJ article right here</a>! This bunch of tree-hugging asshats are SO bent on advancing their own agenda they will do anything to discredit anyone who dares contradict them in their endless torrent of bullshit research and statistics they concoct to futilely attempt to give some credence to &#8220;global warming&#8221;. Here&#8217;s a great <a href="http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/17364" target="_blank">article from the Canada Free Press</a> where you can see these fuckheads and read more about them than you ever knew you wanted to know&#8230;..</strong><br />
<strong>I&#8217;m telling you people, this idiocy has GOT to be stopped. This great country, and I daresay the planet itself, is accelerating toward a complete and total collapse so fast it&#8217;s hard to keep up with it or even figure out what the endgame will be. Which straw will finally break the camel&#8217;s back? The whole thing reminds me of a rotting corpse to be honest- when a body rots it fills with gas and bloats, sometimes to the point of explosion. And if we do not do something to stop the liberal bullshit and progressive idiots that are attacking the great body of America, she is going to continue to swell and bloat and finally, just explode. And it is gonna be one HELL of a mess to clean up&#8230;.</strong></p>
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		<title>I am Sick and Fucking TIRED OF IT</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Automated Customer Service

Well, like I tweeted earlier today, I have had it right up to my fucking eyeballs with automated phone systems when you call customer service. After spending 10 minutes punching through automated menu systems to do such things as &#8220;better assist me&#8221; and &#8220;streamline the call process&#8221; and countless other ridiculous catch phrases [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Well, like I tweeted earlier today, I have had it right up to my fucking eyeballs with automated phone systems when you call customer service. After spending 10 minutes punching through automated menu systems to do such things as &#8220;better assist me&#8221; and &#8220;streamline the call process&#8221; and countless other ridiculous catch phrases thought up in boardrooms and planning committees full of retarded fucking morons who don&#8217;t have anything better to do than come up with ways to complicated unnecessarily even the simplest of procedures, I just fucking LOVE IT when someone with a pulse actually answers the call (thanking me, of course, for my patience), only to ask me the same fucking shit I just typed (or spoke if you happen to be one of the last three people on the PLANET with a rotary phone)! How the fuck is this helpful? Why the fuck can&#8217;t they just have someone to answer the god damned phone????</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Case in point- my internet connection was fucked up ALL DAY yesterday. Pages were taking forever to load, the connection was dropping and failing miserable the tests at both speedtest.net and pingtest.net. So I got off to work and figure it should be sorted by the time I get home. 7 hours later, and same old shit. I try resetting the router and cable modem- no luck. I try removing the splitter and plugging the AC cord directly into the wall outlet- no luck. I try eliminating the router all together and going directly from the cable outlet to the modem to the computer via USB- no luck. So at this point we&#8217;ve managed to narrow it down to SOMETHING that is the cable company&#8217;s problem, either the modem or the signal on the line. So I throw down 4 BIG shots of Jack Daniels and get ready to call in&#8230;. Keep in mind, it&#8217;s 1:00 AM. After spending 10 minutes &#8220;describing&#8221; my problem to the automated system, being told about the &#8220;unexpectedly high call volume&#8221;, told repeatedly how much my &#8220;business is appreciated&#8221;, being told for faster service I should visit cablecompany.com (oh, yeah, why didn&#8217;t I think of that? What better way to get resolution to an internet connection problem than to VISIT A FUCKING WEBSITE???), entering various security information like my phone number, alternate phone number, house number, ZIP code, social security number, wedding anniversary, city of birth, mother&#8217;s maiden name, the name of the third school I attended, high school mascot, name of my first pet, my middle child&#8217;s blood type and clotting factor, and my brithday; I FINALLY get through to some VERY pleasant woman named Michelle. I don&#8217;t think Michelle likes her job very much&#8230;. But she DID speak English, so at least there was that. After &#8220;describing the problem&#8221; AGAIN, Michelle then decided to run some remote tests on the modem. It turns out she WAS able to verify that it wasn&#8217;t working. Well no fucking shit- if it worked I wouldn&#8217;t be calling!!! So now I&#8217;ve got nearly 20 minutes of my life I WILL NEVER GET BACK invested into a phone call that so far has done nothing but verify I problem I already knew I had. Michelle has now informed me that my modem isn&#8217;t connected to the internet. But wait, I say, it is working it&#8217;s just working VERY slow. No, she says, it&#8217;s not working at all. How does she know this?, I ask. Because her computer said so. But wait, I say. My computer says it IS working because I just logged in to The Daily Retard to approve a comment, but it took 8 fucking minutes to get there. Now, it seems, we have a discrepancy as to what the &#8220;problem&#8221; is, the last 25 minutes have apparently been a complete fucking waste, since now we can&#8217;t seem to agree on the &#8220;nature of the problem&#8221;. What next, I ask&#8230;. She says they will need to schedule a service appointment. OK fine, I say, just get my fucking internet fixed because there is a lot of retarded shit going on that I need to be bitching about. Fine, she says&#8230; But before she can do that, she just has to &#8220;verify a few security items&#8221;, to make sure she is talking to the right person. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! What the hell did I do all that shit for already? And how the fuck were you able to test MY modem, if you weren&#8217;t sure it was fucking ME you were talking to???? So back we go through the whole fucking list, only to determine that the earliest a tech can visit is Tuesday between 8AM and 1PM (thanks ALOT for narrowing THAT down to half the fucking day). So I set it up, thinking I can rant and rage from Caribou in the morning (by now it&#8217;s nearly 2AM). She says if the internet is working in the morning, the &#8220;system&#8221; will detect it and should auto-cancel the service call. Fair enough- I get up this morning and it IS working just fine. But I get thinking, I better just check on the &#8220;system&#8221; to make sure there won&#8217;t be some cable guy at the house at 8AM wanting to fix a problem that no longer exists, and send me a bill for it&#8230;. .So I call in AGAIN, go through the automation bullshit &#8220;to allow me a better customer service experience&#8221; and believe it or not, the appointment was still in the system&#8230;. Well, after only an additional 25 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back, we were able to get the appointment canceled. I will keep you posted tomorrow as to whether or not the cable guy pays me a visit&#8230;</strong></p>
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<h2>Mary Landrieu and the Louisiana Purchase</h2>
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<p><strong>Well, after the clusterfuck with the cable company I was gonna let the political stupidity go for today, but this worthless bitch senator Mary Landrieu from Louisiana is NOT getting a pass on what is, simply put, outright theft from the American people, and a bald-faced BRIBE from douchebag of the week Harry Reid. As if the fact that Harry &#8220;Asshat&#8221; Reid BOUGHT (and by bought I mean BRIBED) her cloture vote with $100,000,000.00 neatly tucked into the abortion of a health care bill the senate Commies managed to puke up in their little committee meetings, this worthless sack of thieving SHIT comes out to correct the terms of the deal, er&#8230; BRIBE. &#8220;Oh, no, it wasn&#8217;t $100,000,000 of hard-earned US taxpayer dollars &#8220;redistributed&#8221; from the federal government to the state of Louisiana, it&#8217;s $300,000,000.00! Get it right, guys!&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Somebody please tell me what the fucking fuck this is?? Do yourself a favor and WATCH the video- and listen to the LameStream media FUCKHEADS actually try to justify this bullshit. A THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR CARROT?? Are you fucking KIDDING ME??? This is so fucked up on so many levels I can&#8217;t even really figure out where to start. I do know this much- these scumbags CANNOT be allowed to continue to operate like this. OR&#8230;. maybe I have o-dumbo and his merry bunch of cummie fuckheads figured all wrong- maybe THIS is the transparency he promised. No more back-room hidden deals, just throw all the shit right out in the open for everyone to see&#8230;..</strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>OK motherfuckers I am back and I am mad as fucking hell today. The focus of today&#8217;s tirade will be slimebag credit card company Capital One. If you came here looking for The Retard&#8217;s thoughts on politics of the day, fret not and scroll down. But if you wanna hear about my thoughts on these bloodsucking motherfuckers at Capital One, do I have a treat for you&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<h3>Capital One Credit Cards SUCK</h3>
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<p><strong>So listen, in the interest of being honest and up-front with my readers, because you all are ultimately the ones I care about and as such you all deserve the truth. Before I get into telling you EXACTLY how fucking STUPID Capital One credit cards are, and the kind of shit they pull, let me say this. In March of 2007 I filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy. It is not something I am proud of. However, over time it is something I have learned not to be terribly ashamed of, either. It is simply something that happened as a result of circumstances both in AND out of my control. Mrs. Retard had medical bills. We just had twins in addition to my (at that time) 4 year old. Shortly after I had quit my part time job (because even though I don&#8217;t sleep much, I DO need a little every day), I got laid off from my full-time job. The housing market was just beginning it&#8217;s downward spiral, we had nothing left to borrow against and a nearly $6,000.00 per month drop in income. You do the math. It is (was) what it is (was).</strong><br />
<strong>Anyway, included in part of my bankruptcy estate were two accounts with Capital One totally round-about $4,000.00 that were discharged under the bankruptcy court. Like I said, it was what it was. I felt bad about not being able to repay the debt, but the money was not there. Now, if this was the end of the story it wouldn&#8217;t be nearly as retarded as it is. So here goes- NOT EVEN TWO WEEKS after my bankruptcy was discharged, I get a &#8220;pre-approved&#8221; credit offer from Capital One! A $3500.00 credit line, no less&#8230;. Well, I am thinking what better way to get a good credit rating re-established than to get a new credit card and use it to pay it off&#8230;. So I accept the pre approved credit line and get to charging. AND PAYING! This goes on for a year or so, charging small balances and paying them in full every month. Hey, The Retard LEARNED something from the classes and shit about responsible use of credit- YEA! Then, the tranny goes out in Mrs. Retard&#8217;s Jeep and bada-bing: $2500.00 goes onto the Capital One credit card to get a new tranny installed. And what do these motherfuckers do???? You guessed it! Raise the interest rate from 11% to 25%! For no fucking reason whatsoever.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Now there are laws against this sort of shit. Universal Default is what they call it. Basically, it&#8217;s a practice whereby scumbag asswipe credit card companies will raise your interest rate and/or cancel your account due to &#8220;bad performance&#8221; with another lender. Essentially it means you don&#8217;t have to pay Capital One late in order for them to change terms of your agreement. BUT&#8230;. and this is a BIG BUT, they claim they don&#8217;t engage in this behavior! So when I asked them why in the fuck they raised my rate, they said it was &#8220;to maintain profitability on the account&#8221;. WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!! Now, as part of these &#8220;change in account terms&#8221;, you have the right to &#8220;refuse&#8221; the change in terms by canceling your account and paying it off under the existing terms. Sounds great, right? Well, if you understand ANYTHING about the way credit scoring works you will see the total assfuck involved in this move. Your credit rating is based on a number of things, one of which is the percentage of credit USED vs. the percentage of credit AVAILABLE. So, for arguments sake and to make the numbers work easily, let&#8217;s say you have 4 credit cards each with a $2500.00 credit limit. Let&#8217;s say you have a balance due on each of $250.00. Your &#8220;utilization&#8221; is 10%, which is not at all bad&#8230; Now, let&#8217;s say the tranny on your Jeep goes out and you have to charge $2500.00 to fix it. Your total credit used has just gone from $1000.00 to $3500.00, against a total credit line available of $10,000.00. So your &#8220;utilization rate&#8221; has SPIKED to 35%, which is still not AWFUL but it not nearly as good. Now, to further compound the credit screwjob these assholes like Capital One try to pull, let&#8217;s say you close the account (AFTER they dubiously attempt to raise your interest rate). So, you still owe $3500.00, but your total credit available just dropped by 25% to $7500.00 which is a &#8220;utilization rate&#8221; of 46.7% which will DEFINITELY have a negative impact on your credit score. Are you starting to see how these loser scumbag credit card companies operate??? Oh just wait, because it gets better!</strong><br />
<strong>One thing I didn&#8217;t mention is that Mrs. Retard DIDN&#8217;T file bankruptcy&#8230;. She had an OLD (like 5 years old) Capital One credit card that very rarely had a balance. Shortly after they decide to &#8220;maintain profitability on MY account, they pull the same shit with HER! Now in the 5 year history of her credit card account there was almost NEVER a balance and NEVER a single late payment! BUT, the assholes at Capital One decided they also needed to &#8220;maintain profitability&#8221; on her account and they jack her rate up as well! So we decide, FUCK CAPITAL ONE and cancel both accounts, pay them off under the existing terms and try to minimize the damage to our credit ratings. Now as Ron White would say, &#8220;I told you that story so I could tell you this story&#8221;&#8230;. What the fuck do you suppose shows up in the mail last week? You guessed it! Brand new &#8220;pre-approved credit card offers&#8221; from Capital One for BOTH OF US! This has got to be the dumbest most retarded thing I have ever fucking heard of (well OK, except for ObaMarx and Botoxi)&#8230;.</strong></p>
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<h3>ObaMarx LIES About Jobs Created</h3>
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<p><strong>These stupid communist lying motherfuckers in the White House have really sunk to a new low with this shit. They KNOW good and God damned well their &#8220;stimulus&#8221; (read:Porkulus) bill is an complete and total EPIC FUCKING FAILURE. The KNOW they are TOO FUCKING STUPID to ever be able to fix the economy. They KNOW good and fucking well they are going to be TORCHED in the mid-term elections in 2010. They KNOW they are fucked. And this is the part that should simultaneously scare the living shit out of you AND piss you off to no fucking end&#8230;. THEY THINK YOU ARE STUPID! So what do they do to try to &#8220;spin&#8221; the EPIC FUCKING FAILURE OF EACH AND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POLICY THOSE STUPID LIBERAL MORON FUCKHEAD JACKASSES HAVE ENACTED SINCE THE DAY THAT IDIOT TOOK THE OATH OF OFFICE AND DESECRATED THE WHITE HOUSE WITH HIS ILLEGAL PRESENCE?????</strong>
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<p><strong>They &#8220;invent&#8221; hundreds of millions of dollars spent and thousands of jobs &#8220;created and saved&#8221; in congressional districts all across the country that don&#8217;t even fucking exist! Boy, this sure in the fuck is &#8220;transparency&#8221; and a &#8220;change you can believe in&#8221;&#8230;.. I will leave you for today with a video to watch and a simple question- What the FUCK is it going to take to convince people that this IDIOT needs to be removed from office? How much MORE damage are we going to allow this obamination of an administration to cause before coming to our collective senses and booting his sorry ass THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?????</strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Gay and Homo Shit

Jesus Christ, that is a fucking faggotty-sounding title for a blog post, isn&#8217;t it??? And before all y&#8217;all get all wound up about the use of the word faggot, just calm the fuck down. I am NOT homophobic. I think everyone should be free to run around fucking whoever they want to [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Jesus Christ, that is a fucking faggotty-sounding title for a blog post, isn&#8217;t it??? And before all y&#8217;all get all wound up about the use of the word faggot, just calm the fuck down. I am NOT homophobic. I think everyone should be free to run around fucking whoever they want to (kids aside you sick fuckers). Kinda like the government runs around fucking us all the time&#8230;. Here&#8217;s the problem with all this gay-rights bullshit, hate crime legislation and stupid faggots protesting about shit. First, you would be just as stupid whether you are gay or not. Intelligence and common sense don&#8217;t seem to have a discernible relationship to what you choose to do with either your cock or the cocks of others. What pisses me off are the ones that feel the need to run around shouting at the fucking rooftops about their gayness. Hey, suck as much c*ck as you want to, but keep it to your fucking self! If straight people ran around having &#8220;Straight Pride&#8221; parades we would likely be labeled racist or sexist or some other stupid fucking liberal buzzword that ends in an -ist and is basically a left-wing euphemism for the &#8220;vast right-wing conspiracy&#8221; of evil male Republicans or some other fucking bullshit. This is the kind of shit I can&#8217;t figure out- if a bunch of &#8220;straight&#8221; guys beat up or kill or to whatever to a bunch of gays, this is somehow a more serious crime than if the dude who gets his ass beat is NOT gay? What the fuck is that about??? Seriously, how fucking insecure do you have to be to give a fuck what some other guy does in the bedroom? But HERE&#8217;S the point- if you are a gay guy then keep your bedroom shit IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM and out of our faces!</strong></p>
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<h2>On To The Point</h2>
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<p><strong>OK, I got a little off on a tangent there about all the gay shit, it wasn&#8217;t what I intended to write about when I started this post. But I have been known to get off on tangents, so deal with it. Anyway, I was reading some blogs written by people that are far more interesting than I am and strange thoughts started coming into my head. I don&#8217;t know if <a href="http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Dr. Dave&#8217;s ADHD</a> is contagious or what&#8230;.<br />
Anyway, I haven&#8217;t had a &#8220;real job&#8221; since I broke my foot in three places almost a year ago&#8230;<br />
Who&#8217;s uglier, Mama Obama or Oprah????</p>
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<p>Why in the fuck does it have to snow here in October???<br />
<a href="http://navitor.blogspot.com/2009/10/why-obama-will-fail.html" target="_blank">Why Obama will Fail</a> (again, only using husseins &#8220;real&#8221; name to properly quote and link to the article)&#8230;.<br />
Why the hell do the 87 different cartoon channels I have for the short people who live in my house play the same shit over and over again????<br />
Is FoodTV chef Ina Garten wider than she is tall???<br />
Is Nancy Pelosi really the Anti-Christ??? Or is she really a man???<br />
Why do people feel the need to voice their opinions when it comes to my own personal matters????<br />
And of course the classic, which never fails to crack me up- if a man talks in the woods and there isn&#8217;t a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong????</strong></p>
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<h2>Daily Douchebag Award</h2>
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<p><strong>Today&#8217;s ScumBag Asshole Award goes to 26-year old Harvard Law Grad and native Texan Brian Schroeder, for setting fire to &#8220;Memorial Park, a weatherproof tent on Manhattan’s East Side where the city is storing the remains of 9/11 victims who have yet to be identified.&#8221; Quoted from ABC, read the entire article at <a href="http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/11/911-memorial-park-arson-fi re-reveals-911-victims-stored-in-temporary-tent/" target="_blank">Death by 1000 Papercuts</a>. I have no idea what the fuck would have to be wrong with someone to make them want to further desecrate the site and victims of September 11, but for your retarded-ness Mr. Schroder, you are hereby noted as the lastest ScumBag Asshole Award from The Daily Retard. Have fun in prison!!</strong></p>
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Stupid Gas Station Employees

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<p><strong>Earlier today, I made a tweet about being sick to fucking death of going into gas stations, getting in line behind 7 or 8 other people and watching some stupid fat bitch bumblefuck around at the ONLY OPEN REGISTER while 3 or 4 other employees stand around doing nothing rather than doing their fucking jobs- namely checking me out so I can get away from the fucking idiots. That particular tweet was inspired by a human pig that was working at the Holiday station in Stillwater last night. I had actually intended to tweet it yesterday but I got busy at the bar and forgot. Then, it fucking happened to me again this morning! I could not fucking believe it! SEVEN people in line, in the morning, taxpayers on their way to work from the looks of MOST of them, and their is some two-ton cow, apparently on her first solo mission at the cash register, fucking up every single thing she did. All the while, no less than FOUR other employees are standing around in some sort of fully-clothed circle jerk WATCHING the entire circus. Un-fucking-believable&#8230;..</strong></p>
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<h3>Stupid Fucking Liberal Idiot Muslim-Lovers in Kent, Connecticut</h3>
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<p><strong>This particular story made my fucking blood boil when I caught a bit of it on The O&#8217;Rielly Factor tonight, and a quick google search turned up a post about it at <a href="http://ibloga.blogspot.com/2009/10/kent-ct-town-official-feelings-of.html" target="_blank">The Infidel Bloggers Alliance</a>. Basically what is happening is that the father of 9-11 terrorist attack victim James Gadiel, age 23, who was killed in the north tower, wants the inscription &#8220;Murdered by Muslim terrorists&#8221;  included on any memorial the town would build in honor of his son. Now, these God damn stupid fucking liberals in Kent have decided this might be offensive to Muslims living the community. Well, listen up you dumbasses- the ONLY Muslims it would offend would be a bunch of cock sucking scumbags plotting another terrorist attack. James Gadiel and the other 2,997 people MURDERED on September 11, 2001 deserve better than this.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Today&#8217;s ScumBag of the Day Award goes to the bunch of stupid fucking liberals who came up with that health care reform video/commercial/piece of assinine propaganda bullshit featuring kids talking about dying &#8220;two years from now&#8221; because of some disease or another, because they don&#8217;t have health insurance. (I wish to hell I could have found the video, but I had no luck so PLEASE comment with a link if you know where I can embed it.) As if it&#8217;s not the about the lowest thing these liberal assbags can do, using kids in their ads, the point is NOT two years from now a kid will die from a disease. THAT will happen regardless of passing or not passing a public option health care bill. The point IS, two years from now this country will be tits-up BANKRUPT if the stupid fucking liberal in Washington manage to somehow ram this death blow down our throats. This is really fucking scary, boys and girls. Because, how does the US go about filing Chapter 7?????</strong></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if the lunacy I posted last Friday (or whenever the hell it was) wasn&#8217;t bad enough, I am sitting at a local bar this morning waiting for breakfast and knocking back a screwdriver when I read this shit in the local paper&#8230;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>As if the lunacy I posted last Friday (or whenever the hell it was) wasn&#8217;t bad enough, I am sitting at a local bar this morning waiting for breakfast and knocking back a screwdriver when I read <a href="http://www.twincities.com/ci_13278909?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com" target="_blank">this shit</a> in the local paper&#8230;.</strong><br />
<strong>The fucking nerve of these people, to ask why, after all these years, are we looking for the remains of the brave men who died for our country! It&#8217;s shit like this that makes me wanna puke. Thank God almighty we have people willing to conduct these searches, to track down ANYTHING they can to give these brave men the honor of a proper burial at Arlington where they belong instead of pieces lying in some German asshat&#8217;s field. The fact that we continue to try to bring our soldiers home, quite honestly, moves me to tears and makes me proud of what&#8217;s left of the right thinkers we have in this country.</strong><br />
<strong>If you&#8217;ve never heard the song &#8220;Arlington&#8221; by Trace Adkins, you can see the video here and I can&#8217;t tell you enough that you need to go and watch it. I found the lyrics over at <a href="http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/adkins-trace/arlington-15317.html">Cowboy Lyrics</a>, and I have them here for you to read. Trace Adkins is a true class act, a talented singer and a HUGE supporter of our troops and I am proud to share this with you.</strong></p>
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<strong>I never thought that this is where I&#8217;d settle down,<br />
I thought I&#8217;d die an old man back in my hometown,<br />
They gave me this plot of land, me and some other men,<br />
for a job well done.</strong></p>
<p><strong>There&#8217;s a big white house sits on a hill just up the road,<br />
The man inside he cried the day they brought me home,<br />
They folded up a flag, and told my mom and dad, &#8216;We&#8217;re proud of your son&#8217;.</strong><br />
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And I&#8217;m proud to be on this peaceful piece of property,<br />
I&#8217;m on sacred ground and I&#8217;m in the best of company,<br />
I&#8217;m thankful for those thankful for the things I&#8217;ve done,<br />
I can rest in peace, I&#8217;m one of the chosen ones,<br />
I made it to Arlington.</strong></p>
<p><strong>I remember daddy brought me here when I was eight,<br />
We searched all day to find out where my granddad lay,<br />
And when we finally found that cross,<br />
He said, &#8216;Son this is what it cost, to keep us free&#8217;.<br />
Now here I am a thousand stones away from him,<br />
He recognized me on the first day I came in,<br />
And it gave me a chill, when he clicked his heels, and saluted me.</strong><br />
<strong><br />
And I&#8217;m proud to be on this peaceful piece of property,<br />
I&#8217;m on sacred ground and I&#8217;m in the best of company,<br />
And I&#8217;m thankful for those thankful for the things I&#8217;ve done,<br />
I can rest in peace, I&#8217;m one of the chosen ones,<br />
I made it to Arlington.</strong><br />
<strong><br />
And every time I hear, twenty-one guns,<br />
I know they brought another hero home, to us.</strong><br />
<strong><br />
We&#8217;re thankful for those thankful for the things we&#8217;ve done,<br />
We can rest in peace, &#8217;cause we were the chosen ones,<br />
We made it to Arlington, yea, dust to dust<br />
Don&#8217;t cry for us, we made it to Arlington.</strong>
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<p><strong>And as we close out todays post, I wanna share with you this parting shot. The irony here is so multi-layered I can&#8217;t even begin to describe it. If you think you get what I am saying, leave a comment and show me&#8230;</strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back ladies and gentlemen&#8230;. It&#8217;s been awhile for me since I posted here, so let&#8217;s get straight down to business. First of all, let me reiterate the title of today&#8217;s tirade- the environmentalist wackos truly have lost their fucking minds. And America-hating douchebag journalist ABC News correspondent Jim Sciutto is just another in the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Welcome back ladies and gentlemen&#8230;. It&#8217;s been awhile for me since I posted here, so let&#8217;s get straight down to business. First of all, let me reiterate the title of today&#8217;s tirade- the environmentalist wackos truly have lost their fucking minds. And America-hating douchebag journalist ABC News correspondent Jim Sciutto is just another in the long line of retards that prove my point. Apparently, there is a city in Germany called Vauban that has eliminated cars but that&#8217;s only the beginning&#8230;. <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Weekend/story?id=8440108" target="_blank">&#8220;Vauban is about much more than just using two wheels instead of four. It&#8217;s an environmentally-friendly city of the future, with organically grown food, renewable energy, and carbon-neutral homes.&#8221;</a></strong><br />
<strong>Folks, this is scary shit and on more levels than you might think. This fuckhead actually hates America so much he takes nearly every opportunity to bash our great country he can find. Yes, if only we all could be as forward-thinking as some sort of European socialist collectivist group morons as the Germans. Fucking seriously, we are talking about a group of people who started two world wars! Does someone want to tell me what the fuck is so great over there????</strong><br />
<strong>Listen- I am a redneck. I drive a great big Dodge truck with oversized tires and a big fucking 345 HP Hemi that gets terrible gas mileage and scares people when they see it. It&#8217;s got a fucking Hemi bitch! I will drive over your Prius, smash your ass flat and not even know it. Apparently in this god-forsaken German shithole you have to either a- sign a declaration stating you don&#8217;t own a car, or b- pay 17,500 Euro A YEAR to buy a space in a &#8220;car park&#8221; on the outskirts of town. I don&#8217;t know about the rest of you, but this scares the shit out of me because THIS is the kind of shit that Obamoron and his retarded bunch of communist cronies want over here in America.</strong><br />
<strong>Oh, and speaking of retarded communists, here&#8217;s a little Al Franken update for those of you checking in to see what that idiot is up to these days. I heard he had a &#8220;town hall meeting&#8221; the other day, but when people showed up they were told it was &#8220;by invitation only&#8221;. Boy, that&#8217;s democracy at work for ya, ain&#8217;t it??? Anyway, the Sea Hag was out at the State Fair and captured the following candid shot of late-night loser and failed pornographer turned scumbag socialist senator Al &#8220;I&#8217;m a fucking loser&#8221; Franken, so enjoy!</strong>
<div align="center"><strong><div id="attachment_116" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://dailyretard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/al_franken_is_an_idiot.jpg"><img src="http://dailyretard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/al_franken_is_an_idiot-300x225.jpg" alt="Al FuckHead Franken at the Minnesota State Fair" title="al_franken_is_an_idiot" width="300" height="225" class="size-medium wp-image-116" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Al FuckHead Franken at the Minnesota State Fair</p></div></strong></div>
<p><strong>Well, back quickly to these environmentalist wackos, the &#8220;all for green and green for all&#8221; crowd, ya know- those people who like trees more than people and think rabbits should have the right to vote&#8230;. They seem to be led by this idiot fuckhead by the name of Van Jones, Obamoron&#8217;s appointed &#8220;Green Czar&#8221;. This might be the most retarded thing I have ever heard. And doing a little &#8220;research&#8221; for todays tirade I found this article on <a href="http://www.dakotavoice.com/2009/07/obamas-black-red-green-czar/">Obama&#8217;s Black Red Green Czar over at Dakota Voice</a> and it is very much worth the read. Mark my words, that will be the ONLY time the Daily Retard refers to hussein by his name and it is ONLY to properly quote the article&#8230;..</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Anyway, this left wing radical liberal communist douchebag atually said, and I am quoting, “In 100 years the question will be asked: Were we locusts or were we honey bees?” Are you fucking kidding me??? Did he REALLY just compare the human species to a fucking PLAGUE?? I just have one question for all you asshats who voted for obamoron- is THIS the kind of &#8220;change&#8221; you thought you were gonna get???</strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So apparently one of the biggest retards of all time, Jamie Foxx, did some kind of &#8220;tribute&#8221; to the biggest idiot of all time- Michael Jackson. And he said some bullshit about black people &#8220;giving&#8221; Michael Jackson to the world. Have you ever heard such a bunch of bullshit in your entire fucking life??? Seriously!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>So apparently one of the biggest retards of all time, Jamie Foxx, did some kind of &#8220;tribute&#8221; to the biggest idiot of all time- Michael Jackson. And he said some bullshit about black people &#8220;giving&#8221; Michael Jackson to the world. Have you ever heard such a bunch of bullshit in your entire fucking life??? Seriously!</p>
<div align="center"><div id="attachment_61" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><a href="http://dailyretard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michael_jackson_was_an_idiot.jpg"><img src="http://dailyretard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michael_jackson_was_an_idiot.jpg" alt="Are You Fucking Kidding Me? A WheelChair AND A Mask?" title="michael_jackson_was_an_idiot" width="450" height="627" class="size-full wp-image-61" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Are You Fucking Kidding Me? A WheelChair AND A Mask?</p></div></div>
<p>Apparently his exact words were: &#8220;We want to celebrate this black man &#8211; he belongs to us &#8211; and we shared him with everybody else.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Now I have said before that I am not racist, I hate everyone equally. But when a black man goes out and says some retarded shit like <em>that</em>, what&#8217;s a good little white boy to do but figure that as long as that&#8217;s the way <em>they</em> feel, why shouldn&#8217;t <em>I</em> think the same thing?? And really, if the blacks are gonna be &#8220;sharing&#8221; people like Michael Jackson, Obamoron, <em>most</em> of the NBA and <a href="http://theformofmoney.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2007/1/22/2656922.html" target="_blank">most of the prison population</a> I would just as soon they keep them to their fucking selves. </p>
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<p>Now here&#8217;s the thing, Michael Jackson and Jamie Foxx are MORE THAN HAPPY to take whitey&#8217;s money in exchange for their so-called &#8220;entertainment&#8221; (although by the time obamoron gets done with his health care plan, cap in trade and endless fucking bailouts no one will have a dime left to spend on retarded shit like Michael Jackson Beatles tributes and whatever half-assed comedy act loser douchebag Jamie Foxx is trying to sell, but these are subject for other posts), so next time before you open your stupid fucking piehole and say some assinine shit about &#8220;sharing&#8221; remember who it is that writes your fucking paycheck.</strong></p>
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