OK, I KNOW this isn’t anything new…. I think the first time I saw it was in an email I got about 7 or 8 years ago. But like I have ALWAYS said, this is MY fucking blog and I can write about whatever the fuck I want to…. This made me laugh out loud the first time I read it, and it still does to this day. Ya know why? Because it’s fucking TRUE! These radical, left wing, fucked-in-the-head, progressive, liberal, tree-hugging, environmentalist, duh-mocrat, hippie faggots ACTUALLY think this way!
In my opinion, which really matters very little but is worth VERY MUCH, this little list of assinine liberal (oops, sorry, “progressive”) thoughts and beliefs has never been more relevant than it is now. I mean for God’s sake, people- look at some of the retarded shit they are trying to sell to us these days and tell me I’m wrong. The liberal (fuck, it’s progressive, sorry) thought process is so fucking baffling to me I can’t make myself stupid enough to understand it….
We are talking about people who think it’s OK to refer to Sonya Sotomayor as a “wise Latina woman”, the Cambridge police department as “stupid” and say shit like “AmeriKKKa’s chickens have come home to roost” and “God Damn America”. These same people will call ME racist for the shit that I write in my little retard blog.
These are the people who travel in caravans of huge armored SUV’s and fly across the country in private chartered jets while spewing bullshit about global warming (which has been PROVEN to be a total scam), compact florescent light bulbs, saving the whales and rain forests, acid rain, energy independence and carbon credits.
The kind of liberal bullshit thinking that makes people believe the government is better at running a car company that a 100+ year old foundation of American industry. The exact same liberal bullshit (fuck you, I’m all done calling it “progressive”) that thinks some government bureaucracy will be better at running the health care system than multi-billion dollar private insurers AND those same bureaucrat fuckheads will be somehow better able to make decisions about MY health care than will a DOCTOR who has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and hours in medical training. Not to mention the fact that those gutless fucking liberal jackasses WON’T take the same health plan they want to FORCE upon the American public.
I honestly can’t believe we continue to allow these people to vote. It simply boggles my mind. I mean, if they can do it all so much better than the free market American economy has been doing it for the last few hundred years- I have a simple solution: give those fuckheads half the country (my vote goes for the western half because who really gives a FUCK about California anyway) and they can take a run at it. I GUARANTEE you the liberal bullshit they will enact to run their little experiment will result in ABJECT FAILURE.
Anyway, I bitched a LOT more than I intended to when I started, it’s late and I have to go to bed. No pictures in today’s post, I’m gonna leave you with one more closing thought and then the “Activist” email that I intended to post when I started. The thought is this, as quoted from the Sean Hannity radio show. “It’s not about right vs. left, it’s about right vs. WRONG”.
How To Be an Activist
- 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
- 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
- 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
- 4. You have to believe that there was no Art before Federal funding.
- 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving @#$% SUV’s.
- 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
- 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
- 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is some how qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
- 9. You have to believe that outdoorsmen don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
- 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
- 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.
- 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
- 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
- 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
- 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
- 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
- 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
- 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
- 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
- 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
- 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
