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And now for my neighbors…. Trust me, although this is the first time you are hearing about them I can guarantee you it won’t be the last. Talk about a bunch of moron fuckhead retard idiots. Now here’s the deal, I live in a side-by-side duplex, so we share the back yard. I have 3 kids, they have two. My kids absolutely fucking rule, and their kids are about a half-step away from needing
helmets to leave the house. But I let my kids play with the idiots next door in hopes that they might develop some tolerance for the glaringly obvious shortcomings of others, and grow up to be a little less crabby than I am. Now there have been plenty of run-ins in the past, but today we’ll talk about the latest one. It’s also important to note that as fucked up as the kids are, it’s entirely the parents’ fault. You couldn’t have hand-picked two bigger fuckheads to get together and reproduce. She’s a psychologist (as if that shouldn’t throw up a HUGE fucking red flag) and he’s some kind of glorified secretary for a local insurance company.
But they are both TOTAL fuckheads. You know the type, hand-off parents who allow the children to “explore”, the ones you see watching and doing nothing while some bratty 5-year old throws a screaming temper tantrum on the floor at the grocery store, dismissing it as “showing his feelings” and allowing him to “express himself”. Anyway, my main bitch has always been that they NEVER let their kids go outside until WE are out there first, and they NEVER EVER watch the kids when they’re outside. So now, instead of watching 3 kids under the age of 7, all of a sudden I am in charge of 5. I handle it pretty simply, I just don’t give a fuck what the neighbor kids do. My mom on the other hand, was down babysitting awhile back, and the little douchebag prick next door went home and told his idiot dad that “we spanked him”. So now I have some overweight balding fuckhead retard standing in my front door and shaking his finger at my mom, threatening to call the cops and that sorta shit. Keep in mind, my mom never even spanked me and my brother, much less some fuckhead kid next door. And no, my mom doesn’t live here, in case you were wondering….
Anyway, in front of his dad, my mom asks the little dipshit if she spanked him or not and he stood there silent. Finally, my mom tells him, “As long as you’re here and I’m talking to you, when I am here, keep your damn kids at home. I come down here to visit my grandchildren, not run a daycare center”. They leave, and I start planning to build a fence.
Fast forward to yesterday. I have to go to work, so my mom comes down to babysit. She and my kids go outside, and (of course) fuckhead shows up. Well, my mom sends him home. Two minutes later, the bitch-with-a-capital-C comes out of the house and starts telling my mom all about how her grandkids are going to “resent her” because “all these 5 kids love each other and NEED to play together”. Have you EVER heard such a load of bullshit in your whole life?? So my mom, getting her ass chewed by this bitch, says she doesn’t wanna be responsible for HER kids. And the bitch actually tells her EVERYONE is responsible for kids!! That must be why they never watch their own fucking kids, because the whole world will do it for them…. Anyway, my mom decides to revisit the now-infamous “spanking” incident and FINALLY (I attribute this to some “stranger” responsible for teaching the little dipshit something useful) decides to own up to the fact that my mom never touched him. Then, my mom asks him why this bitch would even WANT her kids over playing at the house where he might be being beaten. To which, with all her psychologist training, all she could reply with was an open mouth.
Like I said, this is the first story about the retarded neighbors I have but you can bet it won’t be the last…