The Daily Retard Blog about Stupid People Idiots and Morons on Video

I haven’t really mentioned idiot golf pro Tiger Woods yet, mostly because I think people can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn’t bother anyone else. Then I got to thinking that running around fucking women all over the country without your wife’s knowledge *might* be a little bit bothersome, plus I had said for years that Tiger Woods is an asspuppet, plus most if not all “professional” athletes are idiots, plus I have golf, AND I got a couple funnies in the email this morning so I thought I would share them here….

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

Just in case the title wasn’t clear enough, I said GLOBAL WARMING IS BULLSHIT. Been saying it for years now…. And it seems the bunch of fuckhead idiot scientists may have finally realized the gig is up, as they have conveniently “lost” all the raw data. You know- the actual facts and figures and measurements, the results of untold BILLIONS of dollars of government-subsidized “research” they have been manipulating for years to try to convince all of us smarter than Al Gore (which is damn near everyone with an IQ above room termperature) that the sky is falling, the ice caps are melting, the ozone is disappearing, and soon the entire planet will be under water.
I found this video over at Opie’s MAInfo blog and I had to share it with you. A brief warning, though….. This raging fucking idiot bitch named Nancy Skinner has GOT to be (well, OK, not including Nasty Botoxi) one of the stupidest people I have ever seen open her worthless yap on TV. But, don’t fast-forward through her idiocy- it’s important to listen to the utter bullshit she is spewing so you have a good idea of just how abominably STUPID these people really are.

Here’s a link to the article where they admit to dumping all the raw data- it’s a short read but rather interesting…. It seems they admit to dumping all the raw data, keeping only “the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data”. Now what the FUCK does that mean? “Quality controlled and homogenized”??? I think that’s moonbat-speak for “all the numbers that we had to cook to make sure we can keep supply the world with false information to support the junk-science theories that ‘global warming’ actually exists and is really something more than just statistical anomolies”. But that’s just my opinion….
I mean, we are talking about “scientists” who have threatened everything from reputation-smearing to actual physical violence toward any of their peers who would dare to dispute their “truths”, aren’t we? Don’t believe me? Read the WSJ article right here! This bunch of tree-hugging asshats are SO bent on advancing their own agenda they will do anything to discredit anyone who dares contradict them in their endless torrent of bullshit research and statistics they concoct to futilely attempt to give some credence to “global warming”. Here’s a great article from the Canada Free Press where you can see these fuckheads and read more about them than you ever knew you wanted to know…..
I’m telling you people, this idiocy has GOT to be stopped. This great country, and I daresay the planet itself, is accelerating toward a complete and total collapse so fast it’s hard to keep up with it or even figure out what the endgame will be. Which straw will finally break the camel’s back? The whole thing reminds me of a rotting corpse to be honest- when a body rots it fills with gas and bloats, sometimes to the point of explosion. And if we do not do something to stop the liberal bullshit and progressive idiots that are attacking the great body of America, she is going to continue to swell and bloat and finally, just explode. And it is gonna be one HELL of a mess to clean up….

Just a quick little update here, as the results are not final yet, but, like that asspuppet in the Verizon commercial says, “Do you hear me now?”. As in, like the title says, “DO YOU STUPID LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKERS HERE ME NOW????” Thank God almighty for the good sense of the people in New Jersey and Virginia. At time of posting, Fox IS calling Virginia for Robert F. McDonnell and they are holding off calling New Jersey for Chris Christie instead of liberal douchbag Corzine but I have faith, brothers! As far as NY23, those stupid liberal motherfuckers can go straight-up FUCK THEMSELVES. That stupid liberal RINO bitch Scuzzafuckhead can bend over and shove that abortion of a health care bill up her ass one page at a time. That turncoat piece of shit, endorsing the fucking democrat, makes me want to fucking vomit…
We are not even CLOSE to being finished getting rid of these liberal Marxism scumbag America-hating, Constitution-ignoring, nation-destroying communist stupid dumbass motherfuckers, BUT…. even a president as Obaminably STUPID as hussein and the rest of his left wing radical dumbass fuckhead administration *should* be able to see that people DO NOT WANT ANY MORE OF THEIR LIBERAL BULLSHIT. We are talking about counties and districts that voted for the Obamoron by a large majority that have now done almost a total and complete 180, and gone for the Republicans. THIS IS GOOD NEWS, BROTHERS!!!
This is all I have for you tonight, I will end my post with a video of the USS New York. If any of you are ignorant enough NOT to know the story about this, it is the new Navy ship built from the steel salvaged from Ground Zero of the Twin Towers. The great Americans who had a hand in building this great warship were overwhelmed with pride and emotion, many were moved to tears realizing the true weight of their contribution and the gravity of the legacy they were creating. As I watched the live footage of her pulling into New York harbor, it was hard for me to contain my emotions. What a fantastic and fitting tribute to the 2998 Americans murdered by cocksucker scumbag muslim terrorists on that awful day. Please watch and enjoy the story.

***EDIT- Oh thank fucking Christ! As I was getting ready to publish this post, Fox has called the race in NJ for Christie. Corzine, you liberal scumbag asspuppet, enjoy your retirement MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Oh yeah I am back motherfuckers! The Daily Retard has been ignored for FAR TOO LONG, so here we go. The outright fucking insanity of the dumbasses you liberal fuckheads have elected has gotten too the point it is so God damned laughable I can hardly even stand it any more. Like I said in today’s title, does the Constitution mean ANYTHING to these fuckheads any more? The arrogance and ego of the Obamoron administration and it’s unprecedented and grossly illegal grab for power just does not seem to have an end. It is truly scary to think about the future of this country if they manage to get their bullshit passed through the Communist Congress you dipshits managed to install for us.

As approval ratings continue to drop for each and every liberal piece of shit senator and representative that support this insanity, obamoron’s approval rating is closing in on the unemployment rate, the American people are SCREAMING we don’t WANT this shit, and countries all around the world are telling us- begging us- not to go down the road of a single-payer system, the assclowns in Washington continue on their merry march towards Socialism and bankrupting the country. Moody’s announced today that the AAA rating of the United States is in jeopardy within 3 to 4 years if this unparalleled (and completely fucking insane) spending spree is not brought under control. What the fuck is it going to take for this bunch of idiots to figure it out?

You are not very often gonna find me saying ANYTHING good at all about the likes of NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and the rest of the “mainstream” media, but today I gotta give them props. As obamoron continues his massive and illegal power grab on behalf of the federal government, he has recently decided one of the ways to do that will be to try to shgut down Fox News. Let me make something VERY clear. If it were not for Fox News, I truly believe this country would be doomed. After all, the “mainstream” networks are nothing more than liberal lapdogs, blinding spewing the liberal administration’s bullshit and placing their own liberal bias ahead of journalistic integrity- MOST of the time. But today they came through when they decided to boycott the round-robin interview of pay czar Kenneth Feinberg (more on this asspuppet later), because the White House press corps did not invite Fox to the interview. The press pool flat out told the clowns in the White House they would NOT take part in the interviews UNLESS Fox was also allowed access. So for today, I say “Good on ya, commies!” Why would they do this? I honestly believe it’s because they realize if obamoron is able to dismantle the Fox network, they will be next. Reminds me of a little poem:

And now, on to Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg. Has this silly asshole lost his fucking mind??? I mean, let’s ignore the fact the the idiot who lives in the White House is running around appointing his radical left-wing lunatic buddies to these “czar” positions- and how completely insane it is to have the word czar associated in any way with the elected government of the US. Who the fuck does he think he is, to dictate to private corporations what they can and cannot pay their executives?? Like I said, the absolute fucking insanity of this administration just does not seem to have an end….

Today’s Scumbag Cocksucker Of The Day Award goes to the living piece of human shit who kidnapped and killed the absolutely beautiful 7-year old Florida girl Somer Thompson, and threw her body in the fucking trash. I don’t normally find myself at a loss for words, especially harsh and biting descriptions for shit that I can’t stand, but this douchebag fucking child-molesting fuckball has me at a loss. No matter how hard I try, I can’t really come up with a good enough description for the kind of, well, person isn’t really the right term and animal is insulting to all things cute and cuddly, who would do such a thing. I mean, I am definitely an asshole and I have never denied that. It just boggles my fucking mind and I can only hope and pray this motherfucker is caught. Although, there will be some slimebag lawyer who will take his case and try to get him off. Let me tell you what should happen. When they find this lowlife shiteating piece of fucking child killing shit, he should be publicly crucified. Yep, build a big fucking wooden cross, nail his sorry fucking ass to it and just let him hang there. For weeks. Hell, maybe even months. Yep, let the fucker just about die, then get a doctor to give him just enough treatment to keep him alive. Then let him just about die again. And Somer’s parent’s can be in charge of how long it goes on. I tell you this much, if it was up to me it would be 7 fucking years. Anyway, rot in hell you scumbag motherfucker. Because they ARE gonna find your sorry ass.