The Daily Retard Blog about Stupid People Idiots and Morons on Video

So I know it’s been a LONG motherfucking time since The Daily Retard has been online….. Best I can tell I got hacked by some left-wing fucktard or something, I dunno…. In any case, I finally got around to digging up an old backup copy and put as much of the old shit together as I could to get back online. You can expect much of the same old shit as you used to get- profane ramblings about everything that pisses me off, blog posts about stupid fucking morons and idiots, athletes, reality TV shows, fuckhead celebrities and the like. I am going to TRY to stay away from the political ranting mostly because I just get so fucking pissed off that I can’t allow myself to think about shit like that. We’ll see what shakes out in the next year and a half though- that point of view may be subject to change at any point in time. Besides, the 2012 election commercials should be starting up any time now so stay tuned.

The Idiots of the Porcupine Creek Gold Mine

Let’s take a look at the impetus for my resurrection of the Daily Retard, because I know it’s gotta be killing you guys to find out why after 9 months offline I finally decided to bring this bitch back from the dead. That would be Gold Rush- Alaska. Possibly the biggest bunch of stupid fucking idiot morons ever assembled anywhere outside of a state OR national capital. I mean, I LOVE the thought of a bunch of unemployed losers getting together to head north to Alaska and start mining for gold- I think it’s fucking awesome and a real testament to the fact that the American Dream is still alive and well. When I started watching the show I was thinking it was really going to be a great one- until the first commercial break that is. It only took about 10 minutes for anyone with an IQ above room temperature (which sadly their group had none of) to realize that bunch of idiots was more than likely too stupid to keep from killing each other, much less EVER find any gold up there.

Let’s take a look at the cast of characters and expose the idiocy for what it is…. First off, we have Todd Hoffman. The supposed leader of the crew, I think about the only thing he could ever lead would be a charge to the head of the line at the Golden Corral all-you-can-eat buffet. I don’t think he could possibly stop eating long enough to even get an excavator started. And Jack, the dad with “years of mining experience” needed to have someone flown in from 2000 miles away to show him how to dig a fucking HOLE! Seriously! Thurber, the owner of a sheet metal shop, didn’t even know how to run a fucking welder. And Harness, the mechanic, spent HALF THE SEASON in his trailer suffering from one ailment after another, supposedly due to car accidents and numerous injuries from the past. Well for FUCK’S SAKE- if you were going to be 30 miles into the middle of nowhere will hundreds of thousands of dollars in mechanical equipment, each and every single piece critical to the success of your operation, don’t you fucking think you should have brought someone worth a half a shit to try to keep it running? Remsburg was probably the most competent of the bunch, which is a pretty sad thing to say when you look at the amount of time he spent logging and building a house on the claim instead of trying to get the mining operation off the ground. I mean seriously, he was the site foreman and he spent half the show working on his house with a carpenter buddy. What the fucking FUCK is that???? And Dorsey- well, what do I really need to say about that dipshit. I mean, why was he even allowed to make the trip at all????? Let’s take a look at the “apology” between Greg and Dorsey in this video, as well as learn about Dorsey’s plan to become a fisherman LMMFAO!

I haven’t really mentioned idiot golf pro Tiger Woods yet, mostly because I think people can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn’t bother anyone else. Then I got to thinking that running around fucking women all over the country without your wife’s knowledge *might* be a little bit bothersome, plus I had said for years that Tiger Woods is an asspuppet, plus most if not all “professional” athletes are idiots, plus I have golf, AND I got a couple funnies in the email this morning so I thought I would share them here….

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

Just in case the title wasn’t clear enough, I said GLOBAL WARMING IS BULLSHIT. Been saying it for years now…. And it seems the bunch of fuckhead idiot scientists may have finally realized the gig is up, as they have conveniently “lost” all the raw data. You know- the actual facts and figures and measurements, the results of untold BILLIONS of dollars of government-subsidized “research” they have been manipulating for years to try to convince all of us smarter than Al Gore (which is damn near everyone with an IQ above room termperature) that the sky is falling, the ice caps are melting, the ozone is disappearing, and soon the entire planet will be under water.
I found this video over at Opie’s MAInfo blog and I had to share it with you. A brief warning, though….. This raging fucking idiot bitch named Nancy Skinner has GOT to be (well, OK, not including Nasty Botoxi) one of the stupidest people I have ever seen open her worthless yap on TV. But, don’t fast-forward through her idiocy- it’s important to listen to the utter bullshit she is spewing so you have a good idea of just how abominably STUPID these people really are.

Here’s a link to the article where they admit to dumping all the raw data- it’s a short read but rather interesting…. It seems they admit to dumping all the raw data, keeping only “the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data”. Now what the FUCK does that mean? “Quality controlled and homogenized”??? I think that’s moonbat-speak for “all the numbers that we had to cook to make sure we can keep supply the world with false information to support the junk-science theories that ‘global warming’ actually exists and is really something more than just statistical anomolies”. But that’s just my opinion….
I mean, we are talking about “scientists” who have threatened everything from reputation-smearing to actual physical violence toward any of their peers who would dare to dispute their “truths”, aren’t we? Don’t believe me? Read the WSJ article right here! This bunch of tree-hugging asshats are SO bent on advancing their own agenda they will do anything to discredit anyone who dares contradict them in their endless torrent of bullshit research and statistics they concoct to futilely attempt to give some credence to “global warming”. Here’s a great article from the Canada Free Press where you can see these fuckheads and read more about them than you ever knew you wanted to know…..
I’m telling you people, this idiocy has GOT to be stopped. This great country, and I daresay the planet itself, is accelerating toward a complete and total collapse so fast it’s hard to keep up with it or even figure out what the endgame will be. Which straw will finally break the camel’s back? The whole thing reminds me of a rotting corpse to be honest- when a body rots it fills with gas and bloats, sometimes to the point of explosion. And if we do not do something to stop the liberal bullshit and progressive idiots that are attacking the great body of America, she is going to continue to swell and bloat and finally, just explode. And it is gonna be one HELL of a mess to clean up….

Just a quick little update here, as the results are not final yet, but, like that asspuppet in the Verizon commercial says, “Do you hear me now?”. As in, like the title says, “DO YOU STUPID LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKERS HERE ME NOW????” Thank God almighty for the good sense of the people in New Jersey and Virginia. At time of posting, Fox IS calling Virginia for Robert F. McDonnell and they are holding off calling New Jersey for Chris Christie instead of liberal douchbag Corzine but I have faith, brothers! As far as NY23, those stupid liberal motherfuckers can go straight-up FUCK THEMSELVES. That stupid liberal RINO bitch Scuzzafuckhead can bend over and shove that abortion of a health care bill up her ass one page at a time. That turncoat piece of shit, endorsing the fucking democrat, makes me want to fucking vomit…
We are not even CLOSE to being finished getting rid of these liberal Marxism scumbag America-hating, Constitution-ignoring, nation-destroying communist stupid dumbass motherfuckers, BUT…. even a president as Obaminably STUPID as hussein and the rest of his left wing radical dumbass fuckhead administration *should* be able to see that people DO NOT WANT ANY MORE OF THEIR LIBERAL BULLSHIT. We are talking about counties and districts that voted for the Obamoron by a large majority that have now done almost a total and complete 180, and gone for the Republicans. THIS IS GOOD NEWS, BROTHERS!!!
This is all I have for you tonight, I will end my post with a video of the USS New York. If any of you are ignorant enough NOT to know the story about this, it is the new Navy ship built from the steel salvaged from Ground Zero of the Twin Towers. The great Americans who had a hand in building this great warship were overwhelmed with pride and emotion, many were moved to tears realizing the true weight of their contribution and the gravity of the legacy they were creating. As I watched the live footage of her pulling into New York harbor, it was hard for me to contain my emotions. What a fantastic and fitting tribute to the 2998 Americans murdered by cocksucker scumbag muslim terrorists on that awful day. Please watch and enjoy the story.

***EDIT- Oh thank fucking Christ! As I was getting ready to publish this post, Fox has called the race in NJ for Christie. Corzine, you liberal scumbag asspuppet, enjoy your retirement MOTHERFUCKER!!!