The Idiots of the Porcupine Creek Gold Mine

Let’s take a look at the impetus for my resurrection of the Daily Retard, because I know it’s gotta be killing you guys to find out why after 9 months offline I finally decided to bring this bitch back from the dead. That would be Gold Rush- Alaska. Possibly the biggest bunch of stupid fucking idiot morons ever assembled anywhere outside of a state OR national capital. I mean, I LOVE the thought of a bunch of unemployed losers getting together to head north to Alaska and start mining for gold- I think it’s fucking awesome and a real testament to the fact that the American Dream is still alive and well. When I started watching the show I was thinking it was really going to be a great one- until the first commercial break that is. It only took about 10 minutes for anyone with an IQ above room temperature (which sadly their group had none of) to realize that bunch of idiots was more than likely too stupid to keep from killing each other, much less EVER find any gold up there.

Let’s take a look at the cast of characters and expose the idiocy for what it is…. First off, we have Todd Hoffman. The supposed leader of the crew, I think about the only thing he could ever lead would be a charge to the head of the line at the Golden Corral all-you-can-eat buffet. I don’t think he could possibly stop eating long enough to even get an excavator started. And Jack, the dad with “years of mining experience” needed to have someone flown in from 2000 miles away to show him how to dig a fucking HOLE! Seriously! Thurber, the owner of a sheet metal shop, didn’t even know how to run a fucking welder. And Harness, the mechanic, spent HALF THE SEASON in his trailer suffering from one ailment after another, supposedly due to car accidents and numerous injuries from the past. Well for FUCK’S SAKE- if you were going to be 30 miles into the middle of nowhere will hundreds of thousands of dollars in mechanical equipment, each and every single piece critical to the success of your operation, don’t you fucking think you should have brought someone worth a half a shit to try to keep it running? Remsburg was probably the most competent of the bunch, which is a pretty sad thing to say when you look at the amount of time he spent logging and building a house on the claim instead of trying to get the mining operation off the ground. I mean seriously, he was the site foreman and he spent half the show working on his house with a carpenter buddy. What the fucking FUCK is that???? And Dorsey- well, what do I really need to say about that dipshit. I mean, why was he even allowed to make the trip at all????? Let’s take a look at the “apology” between Greg and Dorsey in this video, as well as learn about Dorsey’s plan to become a fisherman LMMFAO!

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

Here’s a link to the article where they admit to dumping all the raw data- it’s a short read but rather interesting…. It seems they admit to dumping all the raw data, keeping only “the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data”. Now what the FUCK does that mean? “Quality controlled and homogenized”??? I think that’s moonbat-speak for “all the numbers that we had to cook to make sure we can keep supply the world with false information to support the junk-science theories that ‘global warming’ actually exists and is really something more than just statistical anomolies”. But that’s just my opinion….
I mean, we are talking about “scientists” who have threatened everything from reputation-smearing to actual physical violence toward any of their peers who would dare to dispute their “truths”, aren’t we? Don’t believe me? Read the WSJ article right here! This bunch of tree-hugging asshats are SO bent on advancing their own agenda they will do anything to discredit anyone who dares contradict them in their endless torrent of bullshit research and statistics they concoct to futilely attempt to give some credence to “global warming”. Here’s a great article from the Canada Free Press where you can see these fuckheads and read more about them than you ever knew you wanted to know…..
I’m telling you people, this idiocy has GOT to be stopped. This great country, and I daresay the planet itself, is accelerating toward a complete and total collapse so fast it’s hard to keep up with it or even figure out what the endgame will be. Which straw will finally break the camel’s back? The whole thing reminds me of a rotting corpse to be honest- when a body rots it fills with gas and bloats, sometimes to the point of explosion. And if we do not do something to stop the liberal bullshit and progressive idiots that are attacking the great body of America, she is going to continue to swell and bloat and finally, just explode. And it is gonna be one HELL of a mess to clean up….

***EDIT- Oh thank fucking Christ! As I was getting ready to publish this post, Fox has called the race in NJ for Christie. Corzine, you liberal scumbag asspuppet, enjoy your retirement MOTHERFUCKER!!!

As approval ratings continue to drop for each and every liberal piece of shit senator and representative that support this insanity, obamoron’s approval rating is closing in on the unemployment rate, the American people are SCREAMING we don’t WANT this shit, and countries all around the world are telling us- begging us- not to go down the road of a single-payer system, the assclowns in Washington continue on their merry march towards Socialism and bankrupting the country. Moody’s announced today that the AAA rating of the United States is in jeopardy within 3 to 4 years if this unparalleled (and completely fucking insane) spending spree is not brought under control. What the fuck is it going to take for this bunch of idiots to figure it out?

You are not very often gonna find me saying ANYTHING good at all about the likes of NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and the rest of the “mainstream” media, but today I gotta give them props. As obamoron continues his massive and illegal power grab on behalf of the federal government, he has recently decided one of the ways to do that will be to try to shgut down Fox News. Let me make something VERY clear. If it were not for Fox News, I truly believe this country would be doomed. After all, the “mainstream” networks are nothing more than liberal lapdogs, blinding spewing the liberal administration’s bullshit and placing their own liberal bias ahead of journalistic integrity- MOST of the time. But today they came through when they decided to boycott the round-robin interview of pay czar Kenneth Feinberg (more on this asspuppet later), because the White House press corps did not invite Fox to the interview. The press pool flat out told the clowns in the White House they would NOT take part in the interviews UNLESS Fox was also allowed access. So for today, I say “Good on ya, commies!” Why would they do this? I honestly believe it’s because they realize if obamoron is able to dismantle the Fox network, they will be next. Reminds me of a little poem:

And now, on to Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg. Has this silly asshole lost his fucking mind??? I mean, let’s ignore the fact the the idiot who lives in the White House is running around appointing his radical left-wing lunatic buddies to these “czar” positions- and how completely insane it is to have the word czar associated in any way with the elected government of the US. Who the fuck does he think he is, to dictate to private corporations what they can and cannot pay their executives?? Like I said, the absolute fucking insanity of this administration just does not seem to have an end….

Today’s Scumbag Cocksucker Of The Day Award goes to the living piece of human shit who kidnapped and killed the absolutely beautiful 7-year old Florida girl Somer Thompson, and threw her body in the fucking trash. I don’t normally find myself at a loss for words, especially harsh and biting descriptions for shit that I can’t stand, but this douchebag fucking child-molesting fuckball has me at a loss. No matter how hard I try, I can’t really come up with a good enough description for the kind of, well, person isn’t really the right term and animal is insulting to all things cute and cuddly, who would do such a thing. I mean, I am definitely an asshole and I have never denied that. It just boggles my fucking mind and I can only hope and pray this motherfucker is caught. Although, there will be some slimebag lawyer who will take his case and try to get him off. Let me tell you what should happen. When they find this lowlife shiteating piece of fucking child killing shit, he should be publicly crucified. Yep, build a big fucking wooden cross, nail his sorry fucking ass to it and just let him hang there. For weeks. Hell, maybe even months. Yep, let the fucker just about die, then get a doctor to give him just enough treatment to keep him alive. Then let him just about die again. And Somer’s parent’s can be in charge of how long it goes on. I tell you this much, if it was up to me it would be 7 fucking years. Anyway, rot in hell you scumbag motherfucker. Because they ARE gonna find your sorry ass.

Now, the problem in this country is most definitely NOT with the parents of the kids who object to their kids being forced to listen to a bunch of arrogant, egotistical bullshit from a communist, they are obviously WELL QUALIFIED to raise their children. The problem lies with the idiot parents who weren’t smart enough to NOT vote for Obamoron. I have said many many times that 90% of the people in this country really shouldn’t be allowed to vote, and this certainly proves my point. Now don’t get me wrong, I believe in the Constitution and as such, every CITIZEN has a right to vote. BUT, there should be some requirement inasmuch as actually knowing SOMETHING about the retards you are voting FOR!
And I really thank God there is conservative talk radio to monitor the asshats in the mainstream media, so that I don’t have to. I can just pick up the “greatest hits” without having to have my intelligence assaulted by the never-ending stream of lies, bullshit, ass-kissing man-crushes and general blind adoration they seem so eager to fall all over themselves to hand out to this communist administration and the endless train of bad ideas they keep coming up with. And then you, of course, can read it here….

Al FuckHead Franken at the Minnesota State Fair

Well, back quickly to these environmentalist wackos, the “all for green and green for all” crowd, ya know- those people who like trees more than people and think rabbits should have the right to vote…. They seem to be led by this idiot fuckhead by the name of Van Jones, Obamoron’s appointed “Green Czar”. This might be the most retarded thing I have ever heard. And doing a little “research” for todays tirade I found this article on Obama’s Black Red Green Czar over at Dakota Voice and it is very much worth the read. Mark my words, that will be the ONLY time the Daily Retard refers to hussein by his name and it is ONLY to properly quote the article…..

Environmentalist Wacko and Green Czar Van Jones Has Lost His Fucking Mind

Anyway, this left wing radical liberal communist douchebag atually said, and I am quoting, “In 100 years the question will be asked: Were we locusts or were we honey bees?” Are you fucking kidding me??? Did he REALLY just compare the human species to a fucking PLAGUE?? I just have one question for all you asshats who voted for obamoron- is THIS the kind of “change” you thought you were gonna get???

Before we get into the mullet pics and hot chicks with douchebags, I need to clear the air about a few things…. It has come to my attention that some people don’t like my little retard blog, they seem to think it’s offensive or some shit like that. Well, I got news for ya, dumbasses- if ya don’t like it then don’t fucking read it! It’s pretty goddamn simple, really. When the radio plays a song ya don’t like, ya change the fucking channel. The Interwebs are really no different, thats why your web browser has that fucking little red X up in the corner… Or are you too fucking stupid to realize it????
Ya see, that’s the problem with stupid retarded idiot moron people, most of which probably voted for president Hussein-they think they need to make all the choices for everybody else. Well I got news for ya, motherfuckers, I am here to stay because until the world runs out of stupid people (and therefore I run out of idiot shit to write about) I have a job to do. And judging from my fuckhead neighbors and the fact the the USA is now officially governed by communists, I don’t see the retards going away any time soon.
Now, on to the good stuff. Being such a sad day with the whole Michael Jackson Memorial Service HangOver and all, I decided to take another break from politics and just go with some idiots I found online today. These people are truly the cream of the crop when it comes to retards and they deserve to be highlighted here at The Daily Retard.

Mullets

First, I am happy to announce I have located what (possibly) could be the rebirth of Mullets Galore in form of MulletJunky. Laughing at stupid people makes me feel good, and the idiots at this site had me literally rolling on the fucking floor laughing my ass off. It’s the main reason I still shop at WalMart, the hope of catching a look at some mullet head live and in person. So take time out to view the insanity, you know after MJ’s Memorial you need a good laugh….

Mullets. They Deserve To Be Laughed At.

Hot Chicks with DouchBags

This collection of morons, idiots, douchebags and total retarded idiots comes with a very nice little bonus- there are hot chicks in the pictures! Now every normal guy (and most women I know) LOVE looking at pics of hot chicks, so just try to look past the douchebags (it’s hard, but I know you can do it) and enjoy the images…

Hot Chicks with DoucheBags

Oh, and for more enlightening stories on fun with retards, the Tard Blog is a definite must-read. It’s written by Tucker Max, who is a self-described asshole. That may be true, but one thing I know for sure is that he’s funny as hell and it’s worth your time to check it out.
And don’t worry, there has been plenty of idiot shit going in in Washington and we’ll take a look at those morons and retards tomorrow. And like I said when I started, if The Daily Retard offends you, GOOD! Now fuck off and leave. If you LIKE The Daily Retard, subscribe to the feed and share it with your friends!

So apparently one of the biggest retards of all time, Jamie Foxx, did some kind of “tribute” to the biggest idiot of all time- Michael Jackson. And he said some bullshit about black people “giving” Michael Jackson to the world. Have you ever heard such a bunch of bullshit in your entire fucking life??? Seriously!

Are You Fucking Kidding Me? A WheelChair AND A Mask?

Apparently his exact words were: “We want to celebrate this black man – he belongs to us – and we shared him with everybody else.”

Jamie Foxx is an Absolute Fucking Moron

Now I have said before that I am not racist, I hate everyone equally. But when a black man goes out and says some retarded shit like that, what’s a good little white boy to do but figure that as long as that’s the way they feel, why shouldn’t I think the same thing?? And really, if the blacks are gonna be “sharing” people like Michael Jackson, Obamoron, most of the NBA and most of the prison population I would just as soon they keep them to their fucking selves.

How Many Blacks Are in Prison?

Now here’s the thing, Michael Jackson and Jamie Foxx are MORE THAN HAPPY to take whitey’s money in exchange for their so-called “entertainment” (although by the time obamoron gets done with his health care plan, cap in trade and endless fucking bailouts no one will have a dime left to spend on retarded shit like Michael Jackson Beatles tributes and whatever half-assed comedy act loser douchebag Jamie Foxx is trying to sell, but these are subject for other posts), so next time before you open your stupid fucking piehole and say some assinine shit about “sharing” remember who it is that writes your fucking paycheck.