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Oh yeah I am back motherfuckers! The Daily Retard has been ignored for FAR TOO LONG, so here we go. The outright fucking insanity of the dumbasses you liberal fuckheads have elected has gotten too the point it is so God damned laughable I can hardly even stand it any more. Like I said in today’s title, does the Constitution mean ANYTHING to these fuckheads any more? The arrogance and ego of the Obamoron administration and it’s unprecedented and grossly illegal grab for power just does not seem to have an end. It is truly scary to think about the future of this country if they manage to get their bullshit passed through the Communist Congress you dipshits managed to install for us.

As approval ratings continue to drop for each and every liberal piece of shit senator and representative that support this insanity, obamoron’s approval rating is closing in on the unemployment rate, the American people are SCREAMING we don’t WANT this shit, and countries all around the world are telling us- begging us- not to go down the road of a single-payer system, the assclowns in Washington continue on their merry march towards Socialism and bankrupting the country. Moody’s announced today that the AAA rating of the United States is in jeopardy within 3 to 4 years if this unparalleled (and completely fucking insane) spending spree is not brought under control. What the fuck is it going to take for this bunch of idiots to figure it out?

You are not very often gonna find me saying ANYTHING good at all about the likes of NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and the rest of the “mainstream” media, but today I gotta give them props. As obamoron continues his massive and illegal power grab on behalf of the federal government, he has recently decided one of the ways to do that will be to try to shgut down Fox News. Let me make something VERY clear. If it were not for Fox News, I truly believe this country would be doomed. After all, the “mainstream” networks are nothing more than liberal lapdogs, blinding spewing the liberal administration’s bullshit and placing their own liberal bias ahead of journalistic integrity- MOST of the time. But today they came through when they decided to boycott the round-robin interview of pay czar Kenneth Feinberg (more on this asspuppet later), because the White House press corps did not invite Fox to the interview. The press pool flat out told the clowns in the White House they would NOT take part in the interviews UNLESS Fox was also allowed access. So for today, I say “Good on ya, commies!” Why would they do this? I honestly believe it’s because they realize if obamoron is able to dismantle the Fox network, they will be next. Reminds me of a little poem:

And now, on to Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg. Has this silly asshole lost his fucking mind??? I mean, let’s ignore the fact the the idiot who lives in the White House is running around appointing his radical left-wing lunatic buddies to these “czar” positions- and how completely insane it is to have the word czar associated in any way with the elected government of the US. Who the fuck does he think he is, to dictate to private corporations what they can and cannot pay their executives?? Like I said, the absolute fucking insanity of this administration just does not seem to have an end….

Today’s Scumbag Cocksucker Of The Day Award goes to the living piece of human shit who kidnapped and killed the absolutely beautiful 7-year old Florida girl Somer Thompson, and threw her body in the fucking trash. I don’t normally find myself at a loss for words, especially harsh and biting descriptions for shit that I can’t stand, but this douchebag fucking child-molesting fuckball has me at a loss. No matter how hard I try, I can’t really come up with a good enough description for the kind of, well, person isn’t really the right term and animal is insulting to all things cute and cuddly, who would do such a thing. I mean, I am definitely an asshole and I have never denied that. It just boggles my fucking mind and I can only hope and pray this motherfucker is caught. Although, there will be some slimebag lawyer who will take his case and try to get him off. Let me tell you what should happen. When they find this lowlife shiteating piece of fucking child killing shit, he should be publicly crucified. Yep, build a big fucking wooden cross, nail his sorry fucking ass to it and just let him hang there. For weeks. Hell, maybe even months. Yep, let the fucker just about die, then get a doctor to give him just enough treatment to keep him alive. Then let him just about die again. And Somer’s parent’s can be in charge of how long it goes on. I tell you this much, if it was up to me it would be 7 fucking years. Anyway, rot in hell you scumbag motherfucker. Because they ARE gonna find your sorry ass.

Just when I think the mainstream fucking media can’t get any stupider (ok, kidding, sorta…), I am listening to Laura Ingraham last night on my way home and I hear about the dipshit so-called journalist John Harwood from NBC news and the assinine reaction to the Obamoron “stay in school” indoctrination, er… speech. I HAD to find out if the asshat really said what Laura said he said, so a few quick google searches and I find this-

Quoted from Hot Air Pundit:
“I got to tell you, as someone who has covered Washington a long time, this is one of the most ridiculous controversies I’ve ever seen, and so far as I can tell, the biggest danger to kids in this whole thing is alot of the parents complaining aren’t smart enough to raise them very effectively, cause if you think that a President coming into your kids schools saying work hard, stay in school is a danger to your kids, you’ve got some problems”…

I’ve also taken the liberty of embedding the clip here for you to watch and, um, enjoy….

Now, the problem in this country is most definitely NOT with the parents of the kids who object to their kids being forced to listen to a bunch of arrogant, egotistical bullshit from a communist, they are obviously WELL QUALIFIED to raise their children. The problem lies with the idiot parents who weren’t smart enough to NOT vote for Obamoron. I have said many many times that 90% of the people in this country really shouldn’t be allowed to vote, and this certainly proves my point. Now don’t get me wrong, I believe in the Constitution and as such, every CITIZEN has a right to vote. BUT, there should be some requirement inasmuch as actually knowing SOMETHING about the retards you are voting FOR!
And I really thank God there is conservative talk radio to monitor the asshats in the mainstream media, so that I don’t have to. I can just pick up the “greatest hits” without having to have my intelligence assaulted by the never-ending stream of lies, bullshit, ass-kissing man-crushes and general blind adoration they seem so eager to fall all over themselves to hand out to this communist administration and the endless train of bad ideas they keep coming up with. And then you, of course, can read it here….

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen…. It’s been awhile for me since I posted here, so let’s get straight down to business. First of all, let me reiterate the title of today’s tirade- the environmentalist wackos truly have lost their fucking minds. And America-hating douchebag journalist ABC News correspondent Jim Sciutto is just another in the long line of retards that prove my point. Apparently, there is a city in Germany called Vauban that has eliminated cars but that’s only the beginning…. “Vauban is about much more than just using two wheels instead of four. It’s an environmentally-friendly city of the future, with organically grown food, renewable energy, and carbon-neutral homes.”
Folks, this is scary shit and on more levels than you might think. This fuckhead actually hates America so much he takes nearly every opportunity to bash our great country he can find. Yes, if only we all could be as forward-thinking as some sort of European socialist collectivist group morons as the Germans. Fucking seriously, we are talking about a group of people who started two world wars! Does someone want to tell me what the fuck is so great over there????
Listen- I am a redneck. I drive a great big Dodge truck with oversized tires and a big fucking 345 HP Hemi that gets terrible gas mileage and scares people when they see it. It’s got a fucking Hemi bitch! I will drive over your Prius, smash your ass flat and not even know it. Apparently in this god-forsaken German shithole you have to either a- sign a declaration stating you don’t own a car, or b- pay 17,500 Euro A YEAR to buy a space in a “car park” on the outskirts of town. I don’t know about the rest of you, but this scares the shit out of me because THIS is the kind of shit that Obamoron and his retarded bunch of communist cronies want over here in America.
Oh, and speaking of retarded communists, here’s a little Al Franken update for those of you checking in to see what that idiot is up to these days. I heard he had a “town hall meeting” the other day, but when people showed up they were told it was “by invitation only”. Boy, that’s democracy at work for ya, ain’t it??? Anyway, the Sea Hag was out at the State Fair and captured the following candid shot of late-night loser and failed pornographer turned scumbag socialist senator Al “I’m a fucking loser” Franken, so enjoy!

Al FuckHead Franken at the Minnesota State Fair

Well, back quickly to these environmentalist wackos, the “all for green and green for all” crowd, ya know- those people who like trees more than people and think rabbits should have the right to vote…. They seem to be led by this idiot fuckhead by the name of Van Jones, Obamoron’s appointed “Green Czar”. This might be the most retarded thing I have ever heard. And doing a little “research” for todays tirade I found this article on Obama’s Black Red Green Czar over at Dakota Voice and it is very much worth the read. Mark my words, that will be the ONLY time the Daily Retard refers to hussein by his name and it is ONLY to properly quote the article…..

Environmentalist Wacko and Green Czar Van Jones Has Lost His Fucking Mind

Anyway, this left wing radical liberal communist douchebag atually said, and I am quoting, “In 100 years the question will be asked: Were we locusts or were we honey bees?” Are you fucking kidding me??? Did he REALLY just compare the human species to a fucking PLAGUE?? I just have one question for all you asshats who voted for obamoron- is THIS the kind of “change” you thought you were gonna get???

Before we get into the mullet pics and hot chicks with douchebags, I need to clear the air about a few things…. It has come to my attention that some people don’t like my little retard blog, they seem to think it’s offensive or some shit like that. Well, I got news for ya, dumbasses- if ya don’t like it then don’t fucking read it! It’s pretty goddamn simple, really. When the radio plays a song ya don’t like, ya change the fucking channel. The Interwebs are really no different, thats why your web browser has that fucking little red X up in the corner… Or are you too fucking stupid to realize it????
Ya see, that’s the problem with stupid retarded idiot moron people, most of which probably voted for president Hussein-they think they need to make all the choices for everybody else. Well I got news for ya, motherfuckers, I am here to stay because until the world runs out of stupid people (and therefore I run out of idiot shit to write about) I have a job to do. And judging from my fuckhead neighbors and the fact the the USA is now officially governed by communists, I don’t see the retards going away any time soon.
Now, on to the good stuff. Being such a sad day with the whole Michael Jackson Memorial Service HangOver and all, I decided to take another break from politics and just go with some idiots I found online today. These people are truly the cream of the crop when it comes to retards and they deserve to be highlighted here at The Daily Retard.

Mullets

First, I am happy to announce I have located what (possibly) could be the rebirth of Mullets Galore in form of MulletJunky. Laughing at stupid people makes me feel good, and the idiots at this site had me literally rolling on the fucking floor laughing my ass off. It’s the main reason I still shop at WalMart, the hope of catching a look at some mullet head live and in person. So take time out to view the insanity, you know after MJ’s Memorial you need a good laugh….

Mullets. They Deserve To Be Laughed At.

Hot Chicks with DouchBags

This collection of morons, idiots, douchebags and total retarded idiots comes with a very nice little bonus- there are hot chicks in the pictures! Now every normal guy (and most women I know) LOVE looking at pics of hot chicks, so just try to look past the douchebags (it’s hard, but I know you can do it) and enjoy the images…

Hot Chicks with DoucheBags

Oh, and for more enlightening stories on fun with retards, the Tard Blog is a definite must-read. It’s written by Tucker Max, who is a self-described asshole. That may be true, but one thing I know for sure is that he’s funny as hell and it’s worth your time to check it out.
And don’t worry, there has been plenty of idiot shit going in in Washington and we’ll take a look at those morons and retards tomorrow. And like I said when I started, if The Daily Retard offends you, GOOD! Now fuck off and leave. If you LIKE The Daily Retard, subscribe to the feed and share it with your friends!