I think as time passes and more people realize just how assfucked we are, you will see less and less people identifying with Democrat or Republican and it will become more of a system of the people who have no self-reliance or drive and want everything handed to them and do nothing for it VS. a group of people who still know there IS NOTHING FOR FREE and to have success in this life you need both the drive and self-interest to achieve it as well as an environment where people are allowed to pursue success without the government telling them all the way along what and how they can and cannot do it. As far as I am concerned, half can have the eastern half of the USA, the other half can take the western half of the USA (we can split at the Mississippi river). Then we’ll compare notes in 5 or 10 years and see what’s working out better.

Like I said, with the healthcare takeover, combined with the auto manufacturers and big banks/insurance companies the federal government now controls over 50% of the US economy. This is TERRIFYING.

And to anyone who thinks the government will somehow be able to run things better than private companies motivated by profits and free market economics, you need to have a window installed in your stomach so you can watch all your work and money stripped by 16,000 (not 6000) new armed IRS agents while you blither along through life with your head up your ass. Cash4Clunkers, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, how big a list do you need of the EPIC FUCKING FAILURES the government has tried to run?

Not to mention the fact that this bill is an abortion of the Constitution and states’ rights on at least 3 different accounts- the 5th, 9th and 10th Amendments. Or the fact that it flies COMPLETELY in the face of the very base principles upon which this country was founded. Or the fact that between 1 in 4 and 1 in 5 Americans supported the bill and I bet 99 of 100 of that 20-25 percent NEVER actually took the time to read a single fucking thing about what is actually in the bill.

The health care system is flawed TO BE SURE, but this is so far the wrong way to go about fixing it that the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that the bill has NOTHING to do with fixing health care and EVERYTHING to do with an ever-increasing Federal government presence in each and every single aspect of our lives.

Now as if that simple fact isn’t glaringly obvious, you owe it to yourself to watch this video of Al Gore on CNN trying to say that the ClimateGate emails are “out of context” and a “controversy without real substance”. Now, the asskissing in this clip is enough to make my fucking stomach turn, and seeing Al Gore makes me want to smash things with a hammer, but you owe it to yourself to watch it and see the kind of bullshit these liberal fuckheads continue to spew, when faced with undeniable proof of the junk science that is global warming.

These fuckhead treehugging idiot dumbfuck jackass retarded fuckhead morons are so out of touch with reality there really is no hope for them. And Al Gore has got to be the ringleader of the three ring circus of lies and bullshit, even though HE ADMITS HE HASN’T READ ALL THE EMAILS. This is the kind of shit that happens when you take a bunch of elitist liberal dumbasses like college professors and PHD’s, give them a BUNCH of government grants to play around in labs to advance your ridiculous liberal agenda of “global warming” and they actually discover the truth- that there is no such thing. But- if the truth were to get out, how many millions (or billions) of dollars would they lose? Not to mention the fact that they would be forced to face the fact that their own beliefs are dead wrong. These fucking asspuppets- Al Gore, the “scientists” (and I use that term pretty loosely in this case), the fuckheads at this Copenhagen summit, and every other stupid liberal tree-hugging, Prius-driving, global-warming-believing idiot on the planet- are a bunch of soul-less pieces of whaleshit and they all deserve to rest at the bottom of the ocean because after all, that’s where the whaleshit belongs.

For the purpose of this discussion, I am referring to the dumbass liberals inside the beltway, that merry bunch of elected fuckheads responsible for the current state of affairs in this country and in such complete and total blind denial of the damage they have already caused and continue to cause that they march ever forward advancing their Marxist agenda without a single thought or consideration to what they are doing to our Country. I think what the REAL problem with these fucktards is that they are so totally insulated from any semblance of what normal Americans call reality they honestly have NO CLUE what they are doing to us. Look for a minute at the strongholds of so-called liberals in our society- the Hollywood elite, tenured college professors (and the education system in general), organized labor union leaders and the mainstream media. I mean, for Christ’s sake! NO ONE in ANY of those groups has EVER had an actual job, any idea how to actually work for a living, no idea how to create anything, no experience whatsoever in the real world. And THESE are the people that are “advising” the dumbass liberals who currently hold an overwhelming and likely unconstitutional majority in Washington. How the fuck can you blame them for their stupidity?? I mean, if dumbass liberals had any common sense, they wouldn’t BE liberal so the puppets continue to let the above-mention groups of fucking retarded idiot morons continue to pull their strings, rather than listening to the deafening (and growing DAILY) roar of the American public SCREAMING at them that we don’t want the bill of goods they are trying to sell- by “sell” of course I mean shove down our collective throats and shove up our collective asses.

So I was driving around today in my big-ass Hemi-powered, rainforest-destroying, gas-guzzling Dodge Ram and listening to talk radio and I heard some numbers that actually made me smile from ear to fucking ear…. Apparently, depending on the source, Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx’s approval numbers are anywhere from the mid-40′s to the upper 30′s- inching ever closer to actually being lower the unemployment rate which as you recall I predicted would happen. A mere 30% of Americans approve of what the dumass liberals in Congress are doing. 30 FUCKING PERCENT! Are you kidding me? For a government of the polls, by the polls and for the polls you would THINK this MIGHT get the fuckheads to take a little notice but so far I haven’t seen it. But this last one here is my favorite- nearly HALF the country would rather still have Dubya as president than the current Obamination living in the religion-neutral-for-Christmas White House. What more proof do you need that the jackass hates America? What the FUCK is more American than Christmas??? One more bit of good news- 20% of Americans want Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx impeached! I have no idea what the HELL is wrong with the other 80%, but I guess the “hope” I have is that they will “change” their minds….

Here’s a link to the article where they admit to dumping all the raw data- it’s a short read but rather interesting…. It seems they admit to dumping all the raw data, keeping only “the value-added (quality controlled and homogenised) data”. Now what the FUCK does that mean? “Quality controlled and homogenized”??? I think that’s moonbat-speak for “all the numbers that we had to cook to make sure we can keep supply the world with false information to support the junk-science theories that ‘global warming’ actually exists and is really something more than just statistical anomolies”. But that’s just my opinion….
I mean, we are talking about “scientists” who have threatened everything from reputation-smearing to actual physical violence toward any of their peers who would dare to dispute their “truths”, aren’t we? Don’t believe me? Read the WSJ article right here! This bunch of tree-hugging asshats are SO bent on advancing their own agenda they will do anything to discredit anyone who dares contradict them in their endless torrent of bullshit research and statistics they concoct to futilely attempt to give some credence to “global warming”. Here’s a great article from the Canada Free Press where you can see these fuckheads and read more about them than you ever knew you wanted to know…..
I’m telling you people, this idiocy has GOT to be stopped. This great country, and I daresay the planet itself, is accelerating toward a complete and total collapse so fast it’s hard to keep up with it or even figure out what the endgame will be. Which straw will finally break the camel’s back? The whole thing reminds me of a rotting corpse to be honest- when a body rots it fills with gas and bloats, sometimes to the point of explosion. And if we do not do something to stop the liberal bullshit and progressive idiots that are attacking the great body of America, she is going to continue to swell and bloat and finally, just explode. And it is gonna be one HELL of a mess to clean up….

Automated Customer Service

Well, like I tweeted earlier today, I have had it right up to my fucking eyeballs with automated phone systems when you call customer service. After spending 10 minutes punching through automated menu systems to do such things as “better assist me” and “streamline the call process” and countless other ridiculous catch phrases thought up in boardrooms and planning committees full of retarded fucking morons who don’t have anything better to do than come up with ways to complicated unnecessarily even the simplest of procedures, I just fucking LOVE IT when someone with a pulse actually answers the call (thanking me, of course, for my patience), only to ask me the same fucking shit I just typed (or spoke if you happen to be one of the last three people on the PLANET with a rotary phone)! How the fuck is this helpful? Why the fuck can’t they just have someone to answer the god damned phone????

Case in point- my internet connection was fucked up ALL DAY yesterday. Pages were taking forever to load, the connection was dropping and failing miserable the tests at both speedtest.net and pingtest.net. So I got off to work and figure it should be sorted by the time I get home. 7 hours later, and same old shit. I try resetting the router and cable modem- no luck. I try removing the splitter and plugging the AC cord directly into the wall outlet- no luck. I try eliminating the router all together and going directly from the cable outlet to the modem to the computer via USB- no luck. So at this point we’ve managed to narrow it down to SOMETHING that is the cable company’s problem, either the modem or the signal on the line. So I throw down 4 BIG shots of Jack Daniels and get ready to call in…. Keep in mind, it’s 1:00 AM. After spending 10 minutes “describing” my problem to the automated system, being told about the “unexpectedly high call volume”, told repeatedly how much my “business is appreciated”, being told for faster service I should visit cablecompany.com (oh, yeah, why didn’t I think of that? What better way to get resolution to an internet connection problem than to VISIT A FUCKING WEBSITE???), entering various security information like my phone number, alternate phone number, house number, ZIP code, social security number, wedding anniversary, city of birth, mother’s maiden name, the name of the third school I attended, high school mascot, name of my first pet, my middle child’s blood type and clotting factor, and my brithday; I FINALLY get through to some VERY pleasant woman named Michelle. I don’t think Michelle likes her job very much…. But she DID speak English, so at least there was that. After “describing the problem” AGAIN, Michelle then decided to run some remote tests on the modem. It turns out she WAS able to verify that it wasn’t working. Well no fucking shit- if it worked I wouldn’t be calling!!! So now I’ve got nearly 20 minutes of my life I WILL NEVER GET BACK invested into a phone call that so far has done nothing but verify I problem I already knew I had. Michelle has now informed me that my modem isn’t connected to the internet. But wait, I say, it is working it’s just working VERY slow. No, she says, it’s not working at all. How does she know this?, I ask. Because her computer said so. But wait, I say. My computer says it IS working because I just logged in to The Daily Retard to approve a comment, but it took 8 fucking minutes to get there. Now, it seems, we have a discrepancy as to what the “problem” is, the last 25 minutes have apparently been a complete fucking waste, since now we can’t seem to agree on the “nature of the problem”. What next, I ask…. She says they will need to schedule a service appointment. OK fine, I say, just get my fucking internet fixed because there is a lot of retarded shit going on that I need to be bitching about. Fine, she says… But before she can do that, she just has to “verify a few security items”, to make sure she is talking to the right person. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! What the hell did I do all that shit for already? And how the fuck were you able to test MY modem, if you weren’t sure it was fucking ME you were talking to???? So back we go through the whole fucking list, only to determine that the earliest a tech can visit is Tuesday between 8AM and 1PM (thanks ALOT for narrowing THAT down to half the fucking day). So I set it up, thinking I can rant and rage from Caribou in the morning (by now it’s nearly 2AM). She says if the internet is working in the morning, the “system” will detect it and should auto-cancel the service call. Fair enough- I get up this morning and it IS working just fine. But I get thinking, I better just check on the “system” to make sure there won’t be some cable guy at the house at 8AM wanting to fix a problem that no longer exists, and send me a bill for it…. .So I call in AGAIN, go through the automation bullshit “to allow me a better customer service experience” and believe it or not, the appointment was still in the system…. Well, after only an additional 25 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back, we were able to get the appointment canceled. I will keep you posted tomorrow as to whether or not the cable guy pays me a visit…

Well, after the clusterfuck with the cable company I was gonna let the political stupidity go for today, but this worthless bitch senator Mary Landrieu from Louisiana is NOT getting a pass on what is, simply put, outright theft from the American people, and a bald-faced BRIBE from douchebag of the week Harry Reid. As if the fact that Harry “Asshat” Reid BOUGHT (and by bought I mean BRIBED) her cloture vote with $100,000,000.00 neatly tucked into the abortion of a health care bill the senate Commies managed to puke up in their little committee meetings, this worthless sack of thieving SHIT comes out to correct the terms of the deal, er… BRIBE. “Oh, no, it wasn’t $100,000,000 of hard-earned US taxpayer dollars “redistributed” from the federal government to the state of Louisiana, it’s $300,000,000.00! Get it right, guys!”

Somebody please tell me what the fucking fuck this is?? Do yourself a favor and WATCH the video- and listen to the LameStream media FUCKHEADS actually try to justify this bullshit. A THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR CARROT?? Are you fucking KIDDING ME??? This is so fucked up on so many levels I can’t even really figure out where to start. I do know this much- these scumbags CANNOT be allowed to continue to operate like this. OR…. maybe I have o-dumbo and his merry bunch of cummie fuckheads figured all wrong- maybe THIS is the transparency he promised. No more back-room hidden deals, just throw all the shit right out in the open for everyone to see…..

***EDIT- Oh thank fucking Christ! As I was getting ready to publish this post, Fox has called the race in NJ for Christie. Corzine, you liberal scumbag asspuppet, enjoy your retirement MOTHERFUCKER!!!

The US National Debt Per Citizen in REAL TIME!

OK, for those you who have difficulty with numbers…. as of the time of this posting (Halloween 2009), the national debt is just shy of 12 TRILLION DOLLARS. That is 12 followed by 12 FUCKING ZEROS. It is really an almost incomprehensible number. It helps just slightly when you break it down to what it costs each US Citizen (as of Halloween 2009 it’s almost $39,000.00 per citizen). I hope you fuckers appreciate the extra time I took from my busy schedule of bitching about everything to find a widget-thingy that would show the national debt in terms of cost per citizen that was NOT full of annoying popup ads. The only fucking ads showing on this little bloggy here are ones The Retard gets paid for. Because like I said, web hosting ain’t free, dumbass.
Anyway, this post is gonna be stickied to the top of the Daily Retard blog for as long as the site runs before the assault on the Constitution being carried out by Oba-Marx is finally successful in getting the First Amendment and my right to free speech repealed. God willing, that will never happen….

As it has come to my attention that my language might be considered offensive to some of the more delicate readers here, I thought I would address this issue. First, notice the “Parental Advisory” warning up above. If words like SHIT,FUCK,ASS,BITCH,HELL,ETC…. offend you, feel free to fuck the fucking fuck off and get the fuck out of here. This is my fucking blog and I will say whatever the fuck I fucking want to, whether any of you fucks fucking like it or not. In fucking fact, here’s a fucking video I found on fucking youtube about just how fucking usefel the fucking word “fuck” is. Fuck!

Now, it is WELL worth the 2-1/2 minutes it take to watch this video. Although it is an older one and I am SURE you’ve seen it before, it never fails to crack me up.
Now, onto the reason WHY I swear so much. In a word- anger. But anger doesn’t really begin to cover it. I left a little comment over at my buddy Dr. Dave’s Feed Your ADHD Blog where I went a little further into detail, and now I will put this fucking issue to bed here and now, for you readers, forever.
The shit that I see these liberal cocksuckers in Washington doing pisses me the fuck off. It makes me seeth. I get so fucking mad I shake my fists and hit things. I pound on my couch. I scream at the top of my lungs. I pound on the center console of my big gas-guzzling, rain-forest-destroying, global-warming-contributing, Hemi-powered, redneck-driven, big-ass, bad-ass Dodge Ram. I RAGE at what these people are doing to the country. I get absolutely fucking IRATE that people couldn’t see this coming when the obamoron asspuppet was campaining, spewing his outright lies and bullshit. I watch the news and see the continued flood of more and more lies and I want to throw a brick through my TV set. I listed to people who still think that these liberal asshole fuckheads are doing a good job and I want to hit them in the face with a hammer. I watch the mainstream lapdog kissass media and I realize that, for a good many Americans, this is their ONLY source of news and it makes me absolutely fucking psychotic. Every time I see hussein on TV spouting off his unending string of bullshit, outright lies and campaign-speak I get so fucking mad I can’t see straight. I read about our good American boys killed overseas fighting a war our Communist-in-Chief refuses to support and it tears my heart out. I see the daily assault on our Founding Fathers principles, the Constitution, our Bill of Rights, personal liberties, economic freedom and the Federalist ideals upon which this great country was founded. All these things are literally being pissed on DAILY by the liberal assholes in Washington and I get so fucking MAD I don’t know what else to do but let it out here. So, now you know…..
I am gonna end this post with a picture I found over at The Black Sphere. I am NOT an artistic person, but this image sums up in great detail the point of this post, my blog in general, and my feelings as a whole about what is going on and why I do what I do.

Stupid Gas Station Employees

Earlier today, I made a tweet about being sick to fucking death of going into gas stations, getting in line behind 7 or 8 other people and watching some stupid fat bitch bumblefuck around at the ONLY OPEN REGISTER while 3 or 4 other employees stand around doing nothing rather than doing their fucking jobs- namely checking me out so I can get away from the fucking idiots. That particular tweet was inspired by a human pig that was working at the Holiday station in Stillwater last night. I had actually intended to tweet it yesterday but I got busy at the bar and forgot. Then, it fucking happened to me again this morning! I could not fucking believe it! SEVEN people in line, in the morning, taxpayers on their way to work from the looks of MOST of them, and their is some two-ton cow, apparently on her first solo mission at the cash register, fucking up every single thing she did. All the while, no less than FOUR other employees are standing around in some sort of fully-clothed circle jerk WATCHING the entire circus. Un-fucking-believable…..

This particular story made my fucking blood boil when I caught a bit of it on The O’Rielly Factor tonight, and a quick google search turned up a post about it at The Infidel Bloggers Alliance. Basically what is happening is that the father of 9-11 terrorist attack victim James Gadiel, age 23, who was killed in the north tower, wants the inscription “Murdered by Muslim terrorists” included on any memorial the town would build in honor of his son. Now, these God damn stupid fucking liberals in Kent have decided this might be offensive to Muslims living the community. Well, listen up you dumbasses- the ONLY Muslims it would offend would be a bunch of cock sucking scumbags plotting another terrorist attack. James Gadiel and the other 2,997 people MURDERED on September 11, 2001 deserve better than this.

Today’s ScumBag of the Day Award goes to the bunch of stupid fucking liberals who came up with that health care reform video/commercial/piece of assinine propaganda bullshit featuring kids talking about dying “two years from now” because of some disease or another, because they don’t have health insurance. (I wish to hell I could have found the video, but I had no luck so PLEASE comment with a link if you know where I can embed it.) As if it’s not the about the lowest thing these liberal assbags can do, using kids in their ads, the point is NOT two years from now a kid will die from a disease. THAT will happen regardless of passing or not passing a public option health care bill. The point IS, two years from now this country will be tits-up BANKRUPT if the stupid fucking liberal in Washington manage to somehow ram this death blow down our throats. This is really fucking scary, boys and girls. Because, how does the US go about filing Chapter 7?????

As approval ratings continue to drop for each and every liberal piece of shit senator and representative that support this insanity, obamoron’s approval rating is closing in on the unemployment rate, the American people are SCREAMING we don’t WANT this shit, and countries all around the world are telling us- begging us- not to go down the road of a single-payer system, the assclowns in Washington continue on their merry march towards Socialism and bankrupting the country. Moody’s announced today that the AAA rating of the United States is in jeopardy within 3 to 4 years if this unparalleled (and completely fucking insane) spending spree is not brought under control. What the fuck is it going to take for this bunch of idiots to figure it out?

You are not very often gonna find me saying ANYTHING good at all about the likes of NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and the rest of the “mainstream” media, but today I gotta give them props. As obamoron continues his massive and illegal power grab on behalf of the federal government, he has recently decided one of the ways to do that will be to try to shgut down Fox News. Let me make something VERY clear. If it were not for Fox News, I truly believe this country would be doomed. After all, the “mainstream” networks are nothing more than liberal lapdogs, blinding spewing the liberal administration’s bullshit and placing their own liberal bias ahead of journalistic integrity- MOST of the time. But today they came through when they decided to boycott the round-robin interview of pay czar Kenneth Feinberg (more on this asspuppet later), because the White House press corps did not invite Fox to the interview. The press pool flat out told the clowns in the White House they would NOT take part in the interviews UNLESS Fox was also allowed access. So for today, I say “Good on ya, commies!” Why would they do this? I honestly believe it’s because they realize if obamoron is able to dismantle the Fox network, they will be next. Reminds me of a little poem:

And now, on to Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg. Has this silly asshole lost his fucking mind??? I mean, let’s ignore the fact the the idiot who lives in the White House is running around appointing his radical left-wing lunatic buddies to these “czar” positions- and how completely insane it is to have the word czar associated in any way with the elected government of the US. Who the fuck does he think he is, to dictate to private corporations what they can and cannot pay their executives?? Like I said, the absolute fucking insanity of this administration just does not seem to have an end….

Today’s Scumbag Cocksucker Of The Day Award goes to the living piece of human shit who kidnapped and killed the absolutely beautiful 7-year old Florida girl Somer Thompson, and threw her body in the fucking trash. I don’t normally find myself at a loss for words, especially harsh and biting descriptions for shit that I can’t stand, but this douchebag fucking child-molesting fuckball has me at a loss. No matter how hard I try, I can’t really come up with a good enough description for the kind of, well, person isn’t really the right term and animal is insulting to all things cute and cuddly, who would do such a thing. I mean, I am definitely an asshole and I have never denied that. It just boggles my fucking mind and I can only hope and pray this motherfucker is caught. Although, there will be some slimebag lawyer who will take his case and try to get him off. Let me tell you what should happen. When they find this lowlife shiteating piece of fucking child killing shit, he should be publicly crucified. Yep, build a big fucking wooden cross, nail his sorry fucking ass to it and just let him hang there. For weeks. Hell, maybe even months. Yep, let the fucker just about die, then get a doctor to give him just enough treatment to keep him alive. Then let him just about die again. And Somer’s parent’s can be in charge of how long it goes on. I tell you this much, if it was up to me it would be 7 fucking years. Anyway, rot in hell you scumbag motherfucker. Because they ARE gonna find your sorry ass.

And just in case you HAD forgotten, I want to share this picture with you. It is an incredibly powerful photo, take a minute to think about it.

Now, the problem in this country is most definitely NOT with the parents of the kids who object to their kids being forced to listen to a bunch of arrogant, egotistical bullshit from a communist, they are obviously WELL QUALIFIED to raise their children. The problem lies with the idiot parents who weren’t smart enough to NOT vote for Obamoron. I have said many many times that 90% of the people in this country really shouldn’t be allowed to vote, and this certainly proves my point. Now don’t get me wrong, I believe in the Constitution and as such, every CITIZEN has a right to vote. BUT, there should be some requirement inasmuch as actually knowing SOMETHING about the retards you are voting FOR!
And I really thank God there is conservative talk radio to monitor the asshats in the mainstream media, so that I don’t have to. I can just pick up the “greatest hits” without having to have my intelligence assaulted by the never-ending stream of lies, bullshit, ass-kissing man-crushes and general blind adoration they seem so eager to fall all over themselves to hand out to this communist administration and the endless train of bad ideas they keep coming up with. And then you, of course, can read it here….