Do You Stupid Liberal MOTHERFUCKERS Hear Me Now?

November 4th, 2009 The Daily Retard Posted in Idiots on TV, Left Wing Stupidity, Liberal Morons, Political Idiots, Real Life FuckHeads, Stuff That Is NOT Retarded 2 Comments »

Just a quick little update here, as the results are not final yet, but, like that asspuppet in the Verizon commercial says, “Do you hear me now?”. As in, like the title says, “DO YOU STUPID LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKERS HERE ME NOW????” Thank God almighty for the good sense of the people in New Jersey and Virginia. At time of posting, Fox IS calling Virginia for Robert F. McDonnell and they are holding off calling New Jersey for Chris Christie instead of liberal douchbag Corzine but I have faith, brothers! As far as NY23, those stupid liberal motherfuckers can go straight-up FUCK THEMSELVES. That stupid liberal RINO bitch Scuzzafuckhead can bend over and shove that abortion of a health care bill up her ass one page at a time. That turncoat piece of shit, endorsing the fucking democrat, makes me want to fucking vomit…
We are not even CLOSE to being finished getting rid of these liberal Marxism scumbag America-hating, Constitution-ignoring, nation-destroying communist stupid dumbass motherfuckers, BUT…. even a president as Obaminably STUPID as hussein and the rest of his left wing radical dumbass fuckhead administration *should* be able to see that people DO NOT WANT ANY MORE OF THEIR LIBERAL BULLSHIT. We are talking about counties and districts that voted for the Obamoron by a large majority that have now done almost a total and complete 180, and gone for the Republicans. THIS IS GOOD NEWS, BROTHERS!!!
This is all I have for you tonight, I will end my post with a video of the USS New York. If any of you are ignorant enough NOT to know the story about this, it is the new Navy ship built from the steel salvaged from Ground Zero of the Twin Towers. The great Americans who had a hand in building this great warship were overwhelmed with pride and emotion, many were moved to tears realizing the true weight of their contribution and the gravity of the legacy they were creating. As I watched the live footage of her pulling into New York harbor, it was hard for me to contain my emotions. What a fantastic and fitting tribute to the 2998 Americans murdered by cocksucker scumbag muslim terrorists on that awful day. Please watch and enjoy the story.

***EDIT- Oh thank fucking Christ! As I was getting ready to publish this post, Fox has called the race in NJ for Christie. Corzine, you liberal scumbag asspuppet, enjoy your retirement MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Random Thoughts on a November Day

November 2nd, 2009 The Daily Retard Posted in Are You Kidding Me???, Left Wing Stupidity, Real Life FuckHeads No Comments »

Gay and Homo Shit

Jesus Christ, that is a fucking faggotty-sounding title for a blog post, isn’t it??? And before all y’all get all wound up about the use of the word faggot, just calm the fuck down. I am NOT homophobic. I think everyone should be free to run around fucking whoever they want to (kids aside you sick fuckers). Kinda like the government runs around fucking us all the time…. Here’s the problem with all this gay-rights bullshit, hate crime legislation and stupid faggots protesting about shit. First, you would be just as stupid whether you are gay or not. Intelligence and common sense don’t seem to have a discernible relationship to what you choose to do with either your cock or the cocks of others. What pisses me off are the ones that feel the need to run around shouting at the fucking rooftops about their gayness. Hey, suck as much c*ck as you want to, but keep it to your fucking self! If straight people ran around having “Straight Pride” parades we would likely be labeled racist or sexist or some other stupid fucking liberal buzzword that ends in an -ist and is basically a left-wing euphemism for the “vast right-wing conspiracy” of evil male Republicans or some other fucking bullshit. This is the kind of shit I can’t figure out- if a bunch of “straight” guys beat up or kill or to whatever to a bunch of gays, this is somehow a more serious crime than if the dude who gets his ass beat is NOT gay? What the fuck is that about??? Seriously, how fucking insecure do you have to be to give a fuck what some other guy does in the bedroom? But HERE’S the point- if you are a gay guy then keep your bedroom shit IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM and out of our faces!

On To The Point

OK, I got a little off on a tangent there about all the gay shit, it wasn’t what I intended to write about when I started this post. But I have been known to get off on tangents, so deal with it. Anyway, I was reading some blogs written by people that are far more interesting than I am and strange thoughts started coming into my head. I don’t know if Dr. Dave’s ADHD is contagious or what….
Anyway, I haven’t had a “real job” since I broke my foot in three places almost a year ago…
Who’s uglier, Mama Obama or Oprah????

picture of mama obama picture of fat liberal bitch oprah winfrey

Why in the fuck does it have to snow here in October???
Why Obama will Fail (again, only using husseins “real” name to properly quote and link to the article)….
Why the hell do the 87 different cartoon channels I have for the short people who live in my house play the same shit over and over again????
Is FoodTV chef Ina Garten wider than she is tall???
Is Nancy Pelosi really the Anti-Christ??? Or is she really a man???
Why do people feel the need to voice their opinions when it comes to my own personal matters????
And of course the classic, which never fails to crack me up- if a man talks in the woods and there isn’t a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong????

Daily Douchebag Award

Today’s ScumBag Asshole Award goes to 26-year old Harvard Law Grad and native Texan Brian Schroeder, for setting fire to “Memorial Park, a weatherproof tent on Manhattan’s East Side where the city is storing the remains of 9/11 victims who have yet to be identified.” Quoted from ABC, read the entire article at Death by 1000 Papercuts. I have no idea what the fuck would have to be wrong with someone to make them want to further desecrate the site and victims of September 11, but for your retarded-ness Mr. Schroder, you are hereby noted as the lastest ScumBag Asshole Award from The Daily Retard. Have fun in prison!!

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God Damn Stupid Fucking Liberals

October 29th, 2009 The Daily Retard Posted in Are You Kidding Me???, Fuckheads from Other Countries, Left Wing Stupidity, Liberal Morons, Moron Protesters, Political Idiots, Real Life FuckHeads, Religious Retards 11 Comments »

Stupid Gas Station Employees

Earlier today, I made a tweet about being sick to fucking death of going into gas stations, getting in line behind 7 or 8 other people and watching some stupid fat bitch bumblefuck around at the ONLY OPEN REGISTER while 3 or 4 other employees stand around doing nothing rather than doing their fucking jobs- namely checking me out so I can get away from the fucking idiots. That particular tweet was inspired by a human pig that was working at the Holiday station in Stillwater last night. I had actually intended to tweet it yesterday but I got busy at the bar and forgot. Then, it fucking happened to me again this morning! I could not fucking believe it! SEVEN people in line, in the morning, taxpayers on their way to work from the looks of MOST of them, and their is some two-ton cow, apparently on her first solo mission at the cash register, fucking up every single thing she did. All the while, no less than FOUR other employees are standing around in some sort of fully-clothed circle jerk WATCHING the entire circus. Un-fucking-believable…..

Stupid Fucking Liberal Idiot Muslim-Lovers in Kent, Connecticut

This particular story made my fucking blood boil when I caught a bit of it on The O’Rielly Factor tonight, and a quick google search turned up a post about it at The Infidel Bloggers Alliance. Basically what is happening is that the father of 9-11 terrorist attack victim James Gadiel, age 23, who was killed in the north tower, wants the inscription “Murdered by Muslim terrorists” included on any memorial the town would build in honor of his son. Now, these God damn stupid fucking liberals in Kent have decided this might be offensive to Muslims living the community. Well, listen up you dumbasses- the ONLY Muslims it would offend would be a bunch of cock sucking scumbags plotting another terrorist attack. James Gadiel and the other 2,997 people MURDERED on September 11, 2001 deserve better than this.

ScumBag of the Day Award

Today’s ScumBag of the Day Award goes to the bunch of stupid fucking liberals who came up with that health care reform video/commercial/piece of assinine propaganda bullshit featuring kids talking about dying “two years from now” because of some disease or another, because they don’t have health insurance. (I wish to hell I could have found the video, but I had no luck so PLEASE comment with a link if you know where I can embed it.) As if it’s not the about the lowest thing these liberal assbags can do, using kids in their ads, the point is NOT two years from now a kid will die from a disease. THAT will happen regardless of passing or not passing a public option health care bill. The point IS, two years from now this country will be tits-up BANKRUPT if the stupid fucking liberal in Washington manage to somehow ram this death blow down our throats. This is really fucking scary, boys and girls. Because, how does the US go about filing Chapter 7?????

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Does the Constitution Mean ANYTHING to these AssClowns in Washington?

October 22nd, 2009 The Daily Retard Posted in Idiots on TV, Left Wing Stupidity, Liberal Morons, Political Idiots, Real Life FuckHeads 9 Comments »

Oh yeah I am back motherfuckers! The Daily Retard has been ignored for FAR TOO LONG, so here we go. The outright fucking insanity of the dumbasses you liberal fuckheads have elected has gotten too the point it is so God damned laughable I can hardly even stand it any more. Like I said in today’s title, does the Constitution mean ANYTHING to these fuckheads any more? The arrogance and ego of the Obamoron administration and it’s unprecedented and grossly illegal grab for power just does not seem to have an end. It is truly scary to think about the future of this country if they manage to get their bullshit passed through the Communist Congress you dipshits managed to install for us.

The Health Care Bullshit

As approval ratings continue to drop for each and every liberal piece of shit senator and representative that support this insanity, obamoron’s approval rating is closing in on the unemployment rate, the American people are SCREAMING we don’t WANT this shit, and countries all around the world are telling us- begging us- not to go down the road of a single-payer system, the assclowns in Washington continue on their merry march towards Socialism and bankrupting the country. Moody’s announced today that the AAA rating of the United States is in jeopardy within 3 to 4 years if this unparalleled (and completely fucking insane) spending spree is not brought under control. What the fuck is it going to take for this bunch of idiots to figure it out?

Fox News and Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg

You are not very often gonna find me saying ANYTHING good at all about the likes of NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and the rest of the “mainstream” media, but today I gotta give them props. As obamoron continues his massive and illegal power grab on behalf of the federal government, he has recently decided one of the ways to do that will be to try to shgut down Fox News. Let me make something VERY clear. If it were not for Fox News, I truly believe this country would be doomed. After all, the “mainstream” networks are nothing more than liberal lapdogs, blinding spewing the liberal administration’s bullshit and placing their own liberal bias ahead of journalistic integrity- MOST of the time. But today they came through when they decided to boycott the round-robin interview of pay czar Kenneth Feinberg (more on this asspuppet later), because the White House press corps did not invite Fox to the interview. The press pool flat out told the clowns in the White House they would NOT take part in the interviews UNLESS Fox was also allowed access. So for today, I say “Good on ya, commies!” Why would they do this? I honestly believe it’s because they realize if obamoron is able to dismantle the Fox network, they will be next. Reminds me of a little poem:

First they came….

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

And now, on to Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg. Has this silly asshole lost his fucking mind??? I mean, let’s ignore the fact the the idiot who lives in the White House is running around appointing his radical left-wing lunatic buddies to these “czar” positions- and how completely insane it is to have the word czar associated in any way with the elected government of the US. Who the fuck does he think he is, to dictate to private corporations what they can and cannot pay their executives?? Like I said, the absolute fucking insanity of this administration just does not seem to have an end….

Scumbag Cocksucker of the Day Award

Today’s Scumbag Cocksucker Of The Day Award goes to the living piece of human shit who kidnapped and killed the absolutely beautiful 7-year old Florida girl Somer Thompson, and threw her body in the fucking trash. I don’t normally find myself at a loss for words, especially harsh and biting descriptions for shit that I can’t stand, but this douchebag fucking child-molesting fuckball has me at a loss. No matter how hard I try, I can’t really come up with a good enough description for the kind of, well, person isn’t really the right term and animal is insulting to all things cute and cuddly, who would do such a thing. I mean, I am definitely an asshole and I have never denied that. It just boggles my fucking mind and I can only hope and pray this motherfucker is caught. Although, there will be some slimebag lawyer who will take his case and try to get him off. Let me tell you what should happen. When they find this lowlife shiteating piece of fucking child killing shit, he should be publicly crucified. Yep, build a big fucking wooden cross, nail his sorry fucking ass to it and just let him hang there. For weeks. Hell, maybe even months. Yep, let the fucker just about die, then get a doctor to give him just enough treatment to keep him alive. Then let him just about die again. And Somer’s parent’s can be in charge of how long it goes on. I tell you this much, if it was up to me it would be 7 fucking years. Anyway, rot in hell you scumbag motherfucker. Because they ARE gonna find your sorry ass.

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