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Here’s some jolly good fucking news for all you dumbasses out there that still think president Hussein, speaker Botoxi and the rest of the liberal assholes in DC are doing a “good job”- they FINALLY managed to get double-digit employment!! October 2009 unemployment has reached 10.2% according to the “official” statistics, and un-official estimates place the ACTUAL number much higher, likely in excess of 17%. Do you people understand what that means??? Nearly 1 in 5 Americans IS NOT WORKING!! Now here’s another couple numbers you should keep in mind- $787,000,000,000.00 and 8%. For you stupid liberal idiots with short memories, $787 BILLION is the amount Oba-Marx told Americans we would need to spend on the porkulus package, and 8% is the unemployment rate he promised we would NEVER see if that assinine obamination of a pile of pigshit spending bill was passed…. Well it seems the bill was passed, yet we still managed to hit double digits (and last time I checked, 10.2% is more than 8%). These are the people you want in charge of your health care, right????

Image from Brian Hurley’s Blog.

Image from Thinkin’ Bout Stuff.

Well, now this is really something for those liberal fuckheads to be proud of! The absolute and utter catastrophe that is the EPIC FAIL known as Cash for Clunkers… Roughly 700,000 clunkers were turned in, at a total cost of around $3,000,000,000.00- about $4500.00 each. BUT- according to Edmunds.com, only 125,000 of those sales were “incremental”, the other 575,000 would have happened anyway. So that brings that ACTUAL cost of the EPIC FAIL known as Cash for Clunkers to about $24,000.00 per vehicle! Nice job you fucking morons. It’s also interesting to note that nearly 1 in 7 of the new vehicles purchased were full-sized pickup trucks. Now don’t think for a SECOND I am not in favor of big pickup trucks, I drive a Dodge Ram with a BIG FUCKING HEMI that cranks out 345 HP and gets fuel economy that is almost the same as Oba-Marx’s newest unemployment figure. But for Christ’s sake- ONLY a government as obamanably stupid as this current bunch of liberal fuckheads would pass legislation allowing this sort of shit to be subsidized. Seriously people it is time to WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

I also found a fascinating article (and the picture below) over at David Drake where he breaks down the so-called energy savings and determines obamoron, botoxi and the rest of the liberal fuckheads managed to SPEND $3,000,000,000.00 to SAVE about $375,000,000.00. Again, THESE are the people you want in charge of your health care???

It should really come as no surprise to any regular readers The Daily Retard has managed to scrounge up that the Asshole of the Day Award for today goes to Nidal Malik Hasan, the Army Major and Muslim terrorist FUCKHEAD who shot 43 people at Fort Hood, TX- killing 12 and wounding 31. Eyewitness accounts are coming out that this slimebag Islamist radical terrorist fuckhead piece of shit screamed out the obligitory “allahu akbar” (or however the fuck you spell it) before opening fire on an Army base full of unarmed and innocent Americans. Last I heard the douchebag is still alive, but in a coma. Hopefully, he will be dead soon…. Hasan, I hope you burn in hell.
The families of those killed, as well as those injured and their families, are in The Retard’s prayers tonight.

Earlier today, I made a tweet about being sick to fucking death of going into gas stations, getting in line behind 7 or 8 other people and watching some stupid fat bitch bumblefuck around at the ONLY OPEN REGISTER while 3 or 4 other employees stand around doing nothing rather than doing their fucking jobs- namely checking me out so I can get away from the fucking idiots. That particular tweet was inspired by a human pig that was working at the Holiday station in Stillwater last night. I had actually intended to tweet it yesterday but I got busy at the bar and forgot. Then, it fucking happened to me again this morning! I could not fucking believe it! SEVEN people in line, in the morning, taxpayers on their way to work from the looks of MOST of them, and their is some two-ton cow, apparently on her first solo mission at the cash register, fucking up every single thing she did. All the while, no less than FOUR other employees are standing around in some sort of fully-clothed circle jerk WATCHING the entire circus. Un-fucking-believable…..

This particular story made my fucking blood boil when I caught a bit of it on The O’Rielly Factor tonight, and a quick google search turned up a post about it at The Infidel Bloggers Alliance. Basically what is happening is that the father of 9-11 terrorist attack victim James Gadiel, age 23, who was killed in the north tower, wants the inscription “Murdered by Muslim terrorists” included on any memorial the town would build in honor of his son. Now, these God damn stupid fucking liberals in Kent have decided this might be offensive to Muslims living the community. Well, listen up you dumbasses- the ONLY Muslims it would offend would be a bunch of cock sucking scumbags plotting another terrorist attack. James Gadiel and the other 2,997 people MURDERED on September 11, 2001 deserve better than this.

Today’s ScumBag of the Day Award goes to the bunch of stupid fucking liberals who came up with that health care reform video/commercial/piece of assinine propaganda bullshit featuring kids talking about dying “two years from now” because of some disease or another, because they don’t have health insurance. (I wish to hell I could have found the video, but I had no luck so PLEASE comment with a link if you know where I can embed it.) As if it’s not the about the lowest thing these liberal assbags can do, using kids in their ads, the point is NOT two years from now a kid will die from a disease. THAT will happen regardless of passing or not passing a public option health care bill. The point IS, two years from now this country will be tits-up BANKRUPT if the stupid fucking liberal in Washington manage to somehow ram this death blow down our throats. This is really fucking scary, boys and girls. Because, how does the US go about filing Chapter 7?????

Now I am not normally too judgemental when it comes to religion, but these retarded Muslim extremists protesting in London get their stupid religious beliefs so intertwined with their politics that it impossible not to combine the two, and that makes them fair game for The Daily Retard.
I got the pictures of these clowns from a buddy of mine in the email and I just had to share them with you. They were taken in London during some kind of gathering of idiot Muslims to protest something or another, and I doubt they are published in too much mainstream American media but The Daily Retard will share them with you because all you people that voted for Obamoron NEED to see this. THESE are the people he would have us be like… “peaceful” Islam.
Oh, really? Beheading those who insult Islam? Butcher those who mock Islam? Exterminate those who slander Islam? Seriously?? I really don’t think Allah would be all that impressed with shit like this…
Yep, these obviously stupid people are very much deserving their spot on The Daily Retard.