The Daily Retard Blog about Stupid People Idiots and Morons on Video

Before we get into the mullet pics and hot chicks with douchebags, I need to clear the air about a few things…. It has come to my attention that some people don’t like my little retard blog, they seem to think it’s offensive or some shit like that. Well, I got news for ya, dumbasses- if ya don’t like it then don’t fucking read it! It’s pretty goddamn simple, really. When the radio plays a song ya don’t like, ya change the fucking channel. The Interwebs are really no different, thats why your web browser has that fucking little red X up in the corner… Or are you too fucking stupid to realize it????
Ya see, that’s the problem with stupid retarded idiot moron people, most of which probably voted for president Hussein-they think they need to make all the choices for everybody else. Well I got news for ya, motherfuckers, I am here to stay because until the world runs out of stupid people (and therefore I run out of idiot shit to write about) I have a job to do. And judging from my fuckhead neighbors and the fact the the USA is now officially governed by communists, I don’t see the retards going away any time soon.
Now, on to the good stuff. Being such a sad day with the whole Michael Jackson Memorial Service HangOver and all, I decided to take another break from politics and just go with some idiots I found online today. These people are truly the cream of the crop when it comes to retards and they deserve to be highlighted here at The Daily Retard.

Mullets

First, I am happy to announce I have located what (possibly) could be the rebirth of Mullets Galore in form of MulletJunky. Laughing at stupid people makes me feel good, and the idiots at this site had me literally rolling on the fucking floor laughing my ass off. It’s the main reason I still shop at WalMart, the hope of catching a look at some mullet head live and in person. So take time out to view the insanity, you know after MJ’s Memorial you need a good laugh….

Mullets. They Deserve To Be Laughed At.

Hot Chicks with DouchBags

This collection of morons, idiots, douchebags and total retarded idiots comes with a very nice little bonus- there are hot chicks in the pictures! Now every normal guy (and most women I know) LOVE looking at pics of hot chicks, so just try to look past the douchebags (it’s hard, but I know you can do it) and enjoy the images…

Hot Chicks with DoucheBags

Oh, and for more enlightening stories on fun with retards, the Tard Blog is a definite must-read. It’s written by Tucker Max, who is a self-described asshole. That may be true, but one thing I know for sure is that he’s funny as hell and it’s worth your time to check it out.
And don’t worry, there has been plenty of idiot shit going in in Washington and we’ll take a look at those morons and retards tomorrow. And like I said when I started, if The Daily Retard offends you, GOOD! Now fuck off and leave. If you LIKE The Daily Retard, subscribe to the feed and share it with your friends!

Today, rather than one big tirade on one subject, I thought I would share a bunch of idiot shit with you. Plus, I have a fucking headache from thinking too much about Obamoron, Al DickHead Franken and all the political bullshit so there won’t be any of that toaday. First, a little video of a couple morons at the bar. Now this is actually pretty cool, but the guy in the video looks like a total fucking reject who probably had to wear a helmet when he was little so I decided to let it in. I am actually not sure who the bigger moron is, the guy drinking the beer or his idiot buddy in the background. Like I always say, ya can’t drink all day if ya don’t start in the morning….

Now, ever since the tragic shutting off of mullets galore, I have been looking for a new site featuring total fucking retards with really bad hair. I was seriously pissed off when I went there one day to find the message saying “MG has been switched off”. But not to worry, I recently came across Don’t Judge My Hair and while there aren’t nearly as many mullet pictures as the great MG, there are a few and hopefully more will be coming. The one nice thing is that there IS a lot more variety, and plenty of idiots with really bad hair.
Now for the Grumpy Old Twat. This dude is most definitely NOT a retard, but he does seem to have a knack for finding them and punking them out on his blog. Even if it is mostly Brittish shit, which I really don’t understand mostly because there is so much fucked up shit in America that I can hardly keep up with that, let alone whatever the hell is going on over the pond, there is some seriously hysterical shit over there that is definitely worth checking out. Plus, I think the old fucker might be even crabbier than I am….
And now, since I am thoroughly depressed and ready to start drinking again (since it’s been almost 5 hours since I quit), I thought I would leave you with a few posters I found this morning while nursing my hangover….

Obamoron is an Idiot

This one here really speaks for itself...

As much as just about everything pisses me off when it comes to idiots and morons, the biggest bunch of stupid people on the InterWeb might just be the email spammers. Well, OK, aside from Al Gore who is probably hands-down one of the biggest retards who has ever lived, even if her did invent this whole InterWeb thing….
But I get off topic- anyway back to the email spammers. Are you people really dumb enough to think that I’M dumb enough to think I just won the Netherlands lottery? Or that I am somehow related to some king of a country in Afriland that doesn’t even fucking exist? Do I really want to watch videos of people f@cking farm animals? Oh, shit, did my credit report just update and I didn’t hear about it?
I don’t need Viagra. I don’t need a new cell phone or internet company. I don’t care how big my pre-approved credit line is. I don’t want to buy any DVDs OR switch to Geico. Believe it or not, I don’t want to learn how you made $75,000 on the InterWeb yesterday, because you’re a lying idiot moron and you DIDN’T make $75k yesterday.
Maybe the only thing dumber than the email spammers themselves are the people who actually respond to the bullshit emails. I mean, I don’t CARE if you’re 98 years old and finally decided to get dial-up internet to spend 3 hours downloading a picture of your retarded grandchildren, if you send your banking information to Sir Idiot FuckHead representing the recently deceased King of Afriland, you are a moron and should probably pretend you are an Eskimo and paddle the boat out to sea to die alone and away from the village.
I see stupid people. They’re everywhere. And they’re emailing you while you read this….