Email Spammers are Stupid People
As much as just about everything pisses me off when it comes to idiots and morons, the biggest bunch of stupid people on the InterWeb might just be the email spammers. Well, OK, aside from Al Gore who is probably hands-down one of the biggest retards who has ever lived, even if her did invent this whole InterWeb thing….
But I get off topic- anyway back to the email spammers. Are you people really dumb enough to think that I’M dumb enough to think I just won the Netherlands lottery? Or that I am somehow related to some king of a country in Afriland that doesn’t even fucking exist? Do I really want to watch videos of people f@cking farm animals? Oh, shit, did my credit report just update and I didn’t hear about it?
I don’t need Viagra. I don’t need a new cell phone or internet company. I don’t care how big my pre-approved credit line is. I don’t want to buy any DVDs OR switch to Geico. Believe it or not, I don’t want to learn how you made $75,000 on the InterWeb yesterday, because you’re a lying idiot moron and you DIDN’T make $75k yesterday.
Maybe the only thing dumber than the email spammers themselves are the people who actually respond to the bullshit emails. I mean, I don’t CARE if you’re 98 years old and finally decided to get dial-up internet to spend 3 hours downloading a picture of your retarded grandchildren, if you send your banking information to Sir Idiot FuckHead representing the recently deceased King of Afriland, you are a moron and should probably pretend you are an Eskimo and paddle the boat out to sea to die alone and away from the village.
I see stupid people. They’re everywhere. And they’re emailing you while you read this….
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October 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
How about i piss in your ass, you fucking nigger
October 20th, 2009 at 1:13 am
How about if you play hop, skip and go fuck yourself, you cock-loving, scum-sucking douchebag asswipe? I suppose you are one of those third-world pieces of shit who still thinks people are stupid enough to fall for your assinine email spam. Sorry if I punked you out, maybe you’d feel better if you go give your grandmother a rimjob after she’s had a nice prune shit. What do you think, fuckhead?
You are such an asshole, I suppose you didn’t think I’d approve your worthless comment, didja????