Jon and Kate plus 8 = Big Time Idiots
OK, so the whole thing with Jon and Kate might be considered old news, but here’s the deal- they are fucking idiots. Plus, this is my blog and I can write about whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want. And since I have hated them since the first time I saw their stupid show like 3 years ago it’s not like I am jumping on some kind of bandwagon here.
Those two idiots are so damn retarded its hard to even know where to start with the tirade, but I guess I’ll start with Kate. She is a total raging fucking bitch! She really is one of those people I find it hard to believe has lived as long as she has. Seriously, the list of people who would like to bash her head in with a lead pipe has got to be longer than the list of people who had to take today off to mourn Michael Jackson (another total fucking waste of skin, but that’s for another day). ANY red-blooded American male with a shred of self-respect would want to see her hung upside down and beaten like a fucking pinata.
And Jon, for Christs sake, grow a pair of nuts and tell that bitch to fuck off. I mean seriously, it’s bad enough to let your bitch-with-a-capital-C wife treat you like a total doormat (not to mention a kindergardener) when you’re at home alone…. But to take that kind of shit in front a TV cameras on a nationally televised cable show just proves the fact that you were either castrated at birth or you are too fucking retarded to even know any better.
I woulda cheated on that bitch, too!
I do have a small amount of decency, so I will keep my thoughts on the kids to myself… Other than the fact that Jon and Kate have to be complete fucking idiots to have tried to have more after the twins. Seriously, do you fucking people not know ANYTHING about fertility drugs????
Now as for the divorce, who can blame him? I mean, there is no way Jon was getting any ass from that crazy retarded uptight bitch, so who can blame him for looking for a little side action. I find it hard to believe any chick out there would stoop low enough to actually let him stick his tiny little filipino fuck-stick into her snatch (given the fact that he is a total dipshit moron), but hey there are lots of goofy women out there, so I say go for it. Get rid of that bitch Kate, try to save as much money as you can, get some fucking therapy to try to recover at least a shred of self-respect and dignity, and stay away from the TV cameras, because the next time you show up on national TV looking and acting like a dumbass, you WILL get another 6 inches (which is likely WAY more than Kate got) here on The Daily Retard. And as for Kate, like I said, she would make a great pinata….
Oh by the way, I was gonna throw a couple more pictures up in this post to break up all the text, but every time I saw pictures I wanted to puke and this is a new laptop…
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July 26th, 2009 at 12:12 am
jon gosselin is not filipino he is 1/2 korean 1/4 french and welsh
July 28th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Whatever, Juan. Although, thanks for sharing your thoughts and leaving your name…
I really don’t care if he’s filipino or whatever the fuck he is- he is an idiot and as such his spot here is earned….
I will say, on a man-to-man basis, that I hope that since leave that ankle Kate (y’all know what an ankle is, right? Three feet BELOW the cunt), that he has been able to find SOME warm place to park his peter, because we ALL know that bitch had him cock-blocked like a motherfucker….
July 29th, 2009 at 1:00 am
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