Morons in Minnesota and Bernie FuckHead Madoff

Well, today we have a double header of abject fucking stupidity for you. I was trying to decide which bunch of morons to write about today and I just couldn’t make up my mind, so I think I’ll share some happy thoughts about both of them.
First, let’s talk about morons in Minnesota. I am talking mostly about the roughly half of the population stupid enough to have voted for that completely fucking retarded, washed-up, unfunny, so-called comedian and wanna-be pornographer by the name of Al Franken. Now, I have said for years that 90% of the population is WAY too stupid to be allowed to vote, and if the election of Obamoron didn’t prove my point in spades (no pun intended- I am not racist I hate everyone equally), then the so-called election of Al Franken certainly should. I mean, I have NEVER been able to understand the alleged “logic” of a liberal, but Al Franken is so God damn stupid it absolutely boggles my mind that even the most tree-hugging, patchouli-oil-drenched, sandal-wearing, environmentalist fuckhead “progressive” would even give a thought to voting for him. But enough about the voters and the fuckhead who is now allegedly the 60th communist senator, I personally am far more disappointed with Norm “I quit” Coleman. Only after Obamoron and his socialist congress have managed to completely destroy this country will the full weight of what I am saying be recognized. Norm Coleman just might be the person single-most responsible for the fallout from the next 3+ years of destruction these idiots will cause. He had NOT run out of appeals, he just flat gave up. Personally, it makes me wanna vomit.

al franken is a complete fucking idiot
norm coleman screwed the entire country

OK, now for Bernie FuckHead Madoff…. Now, as if this guy wasn’t a big enough douchebag all on his own, all of a sudden we are supposed to feel bad for all his so-called “victims”? I don’t fucking think so. Listen, and listen well because this is NO different than EnRon. NOBODY forced ANYONE to invest a dime in Madoff’s bullshit, and NO ONE was EVER forced to put a DIME of their own money in EnRon either. Why then, did they do it? How did we get another huge class of “victims”? GREED, pure and simple. Unadulterated and unashamed GREED. And I will NOT feel bad for a single one of them. These people made bad choices with their money, they got screwed and it is THEIR fault. While they MAY be “victims” of Bernie Madoff and his Ponzi scheme, above and beyond that they are victims of their own greed and I sincerely hope I am not the only person on this fucking planet who can see this. Do I think Madoff is a cocksucker scumbag who should die in prison? Oh, yes. He is WAY beyond the normal limits of moronic stupidity we normally see here at The Daily Retard, but he is NOT the only person responsible.

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