Mullets and Hot Chicks with DoucheBags
Before we get into the mullet pics and hot chicks with douchebags, I need to clear the air about a few things…. It has come to my attention that some people don’t like my little retard blog, they seem to think it’s offensive or some shit like that. Well, I got news for ya, dumbasses- if ya don’t like it then don’t fucking read it! It’s pretty goddamn simple, really. When the radio plays a song ya don’t like, ya change the fucking channel. The Interwebs are really no different, thats why your web browser has that fucking little red X up in the corner… Or are you too fucking stupid to realize it????
Ya see, that’s the problem with stupid retarded idiot moron people, most of which probably voted for president Hussein-they think they need to make all the choices for everybody else. Well I got news for ya, motherfuckers, I am here to stay because until the world runs out of stupid people (and therefore I run out of idiot shit to write about) I have a job to do. And judging from my fuckhead neighbors and the fact the the USA is now officially governed by communists, I don’t see the retards going away any time soon.
Now, on to the good stuff. Being such a sad day with the whole Michael Jackson Memorial Service HangOver and all, I decided to take another break from politics and just go with some idiots I found online today. These people are truly the cream of the crop when it comes to retards and they deserve to be highlighted here at The Daily Retard.
Mullets
First, I am happy to announce I have located what (possibly) could be the rebirth of Mullets Galore in form of MulletJunky. Laughing at stupid people makes me feel good, and the idiots at this site had me literally rolling on the fucking floor laughing my ass off. It’s the main reason I still shop at WalMart, the hope of catching a look at some mullet head live and in person. So take time out to view the insanity, you know after MJ’s Memorial you need a good laugh….
Mullets. They Deserve To Be Laughed At.
Hot Chicks with DouchBags
This collection of morons, idiots, douchebags and total retarded idiots comes with a very nice little bonus- there are hot chicks in the pictures! Now every normal guy (and most women I know) LOVE looking at pics of hot chicks, so just try to look past the douchebags (it’s hard, but I know you can do it) and enjoy the images…
Hot Chicks with DoucheBags
Oh, and for more enlightening stories on fun with retards, the Tard Blog is a definite must-read. It’s written by Tucker Max, who is a self-described asshole. That may be true, but one thing I know for sure is that he’s funny as hell and it’s worth your time to check it out.
And don’t worry, there has been plenty of idiot shit going in in Washington and we’ll take a look at those morons and retards tomorrow. And like I said when I started, if The Daily Retard offends you, GOOD! Now fuck off and leave. If you LIKE The Daily Retard, subscribe to the feed and share it with your friends!
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July 11th, 2009 at 3:44 am
Get some hate mail, didja? That’s a badge of honor. Don’t let it stop you from being the offensive guy you are.
BTW: Thanks for the Mullet Junky link. That’s choice.
July 12th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Ya know, the think that pisses me off (OK, lots of things piss me off but THIS is relevant here) is that the haters don’t have the sack to use their names…
Anyone who wants to comment, good or bad, is more than welcome to…
But if you’re gonna leave a comment telling me what a dickhead I am for saying what I say, at least be man enough to use your real fucking name…
The papers don’t publish anonymous letters to the editor, and The Daily Retard don;t publish comments from anonymous chickenshit idiots…
July 12th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
My piece from today got picked up by the Daily Kos, and over there, my GOD, you’d think
I’d raped a child.
But only one had the balls, and I’ll give him that, to come over and post something on my site, under the unoriginal name of “Hobbs,” as in a sardonic fucking cartoon cat.
I usually get only a few “anymong,” as they say across the pond, commenters now and then, and if they’re not too rancid, I let them stand…and then invite my friends to come have at in my comments section. I think it works out a heck of a lot better than deleting them.
You should try it; I’m always open for eating a moonbat alive for a snack.
July 12th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
“anonymong”…tewwible spella dat i is…
September 29th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Holy fucking ducktards this blog kicks ass! Offensiveness is good in this fading PC dystopia.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:35 pm
You are without a doubt one of the most pathetic pieces of human diarrhea who’s psychotic ramblings I’ve ever had the misfortune upon which to stumble. I feel sorry for your kids who will almost certainly grow up as emotionally retarded as you are.
Cheers.