Comments on: My Neighbors are Total Fucking Morons http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/ Because Liberals and Progressives are Everywhere Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:31:37 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: The Daily Retard http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-1235 The Daily Retard Tue, 25 Oct 2011 02:26:08 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-1235 Dude you DEFINITELY win the award for the best comment of 2011!! Dude you DEFINITELY win the award for the best comment of 2011!!

]]> By: ohooboy http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-1234 ohooboy Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:58:44 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-1234 My neighbors sit outside all fucking day every day and fucking talks shit about anyone they can. My fucking neighbor behind me builds shit with fucking table saws and sells bullshit at the fucking flea market. Wakes my fucking kid up every fucking time I get him on a fucking sleep schedule again. my neighbors on the other side of my one next door neighbor have a fucking dobie that fucking has run in my yard more times then Richard Simmons ever took the wiggle stick. And my fucking neighbors on the other side of me are fucking disables and sometimes get drunk as piss and start shit in the middle of the night. When ever i have arguments with my old lady someone has to state loud enough there opinion and or mix it in to the argument as much as possible just to be a fucking cock sucker. They all seem to be hitting the bottle or on the pipe more then they do shit else. none of them ever fucking leave. None of there fucking wifes work for shit and i have caught someone using my connection. I would love nothing more then to walk out side and beat the living fuck out of anyone practically at most times of the day especially since i now suffer from fucking insomnia, do to the constant noise from one or the other or all at the same fucking time. My new dog i have found hates the smell of pot and boos so this makes for an interesting turn of events when ever i have to take her for a piss or shit. She starts barking and shitting her self at most because they wreak of one or the other or both at the same time. I hate my fucking neighbors and hope they eat shit and die. Hopefully not to much longer in this shit whole and ill be out I'm sure they'll be happy to get another one of there kind to slang dope to or get shit faced with. P.S. My walls are also paper fucking thin and it seems were used as a fucking side show at times and I'm about to go fucking ape shit postal. Hope this makes some one feel better about there place. My neighbors sit outside all fucking day every day and fucking talks shit about anyone they can. My fucking neighbor behind me builds shit with fucking table saws and sells bullshit at the fucking flea market. Wakes my fucking kid up every fucking time I get him on a fucking sleep schedule again. my neighbors on the other side of my one next door neighbor have a fucking dobie that fucking has run in my yard more times then Richard Simmons ever took the wiggle stick. And my fucking neighbors on the other side of me are fucking disables and sometimes get drunk as piss and start shit in the middle of the night. When ever i have arguments with my old lady someone has to state loud enough there opinion and or mix it in to the argument as much as possible just to be a fucking cock sucker. They all seem to be hitting the bottle or on the pipe more then they do shit else. none of them ever fucking leave. None of there fucking wifes work for shit and i have caught someone using my connection. I would love nothing more then to walk out side and beat the living fuck out of anyone practically at most times of the day especially since i now suffer from fucking insomnia, do to the constant noise from one or the other or all at the same fucking time. My new dog i have found hates the smell of pot and boos so this makes for an interesting turn of events when ever i have to take her for a piss or shit. She starts barking and shitting her self at most because they wreak of one or the other or both at the same time. I hate my fucking neighbors and hope they eat shit and die. Hopefully not to much longer in this shit whole and ill be out I’m sure they’ll be happy to get another one of there kind to slang dope to or get shit faced with. P.S. My walls are also paper fucking thin and it seems were used as a fucking side show at times and I’m about to go fucking ape shit postal. Hope this makes some one feel better about there place.

]]> By: The Daily Retard http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-325 The Daily Retard Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:02:15 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-325 Ya know, Bunni, my kids DO drive me nuts from time to time, but I try to keep the insanity corralled to my OWN existence rather than share it with others... When we go out, they behave like angels. Even at home when we're outside they are reasonably well-behaved. But these fuckhead neighbors of mine are definite subscribers to the old Hillary "It takes a village...." theory and it makes me want to hit them in the face with a hammer..... It's funny how these liberal assholes always seem to think that no matter how fucked up they are, somehow us common-sense-thinkers are wrong to question them! Ya know, Bunni, my kids DO drive me nuts from time to time, but I try to keep the insanity corralled to my OWN existence rather than share it with others… When we go out, they behave like angels. Even at home when we’re outside they are reasonably well-behaved. But these fuckhead neighbors of mine are definite subscribers to the old Hillary “It takes a village….” theory and it makes me want to hit them in the face with a hammer…..

It’s funny how these liberal assholes always seem to think that no matter how fucked up they are, somehow us common-sense-thinkers are wrong to question them!

]]> By: Bunni http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-323 Bunni Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:48:53 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-323 I've had some neighbors from hell too, DR. I thank God I don't have any kids myself, or I'd have probably gone insane or become even crabbier than I am already. All these liberal morons let their kids run wild and they behave worse than packs of rabid hyena's....but then GOD forbid you tell the "get out of my yard", "Don't set my trees on fire" Don't throw beer bottles at the squirrels over the fence" "Don't pull out all the flowers I just spent $150.00 and 1/2 a day planting" You get the idea. Luckily, the crackheads who spawned these junior satans moved! God help me, I wish I could sell this house and live in a retirement home that doesn't allow kids within a 2 block radius. I'm sure your kids are an exception to the spawns of satan rule. I’ve had some neighbors from hell too, DR. I thank God I don’t have any kids myself, or I’d have probably gone insane or become even crabbier than I am already.
All these liberal morons let their kids run wild and they behave worse than packs of rabid hyena’s….but then GOD forbid you tell the “get out of my yard”, “Don’t set my trees on fire” Don’t throw beer bottles at the squirrels over the fence” “Don’t pull out all the flowers I just spent $150.00 and 1/2 a day planting” You get the idea. Luckily, the crackheads who spawned these junior satans moved! God help me, I wish I could sell this house and live in a retirement home that doesn’t allow kids within a 2 block radius.
I’m sure your kids are an exception to the spawns of satan rule.

]]> By: The Daily Retard http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-51 The Daily Retard Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:40:01 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-51 Hi Kimberly and welcome to the Daily Retard! There is a new installment in the saga- the insurance secretary douchebag father came over last weekend to tell me my 7-year old daughter was "showing her butt to his retarded son. Well, it turns out the little dipshit was over here PEEKING IN HER BEDROOM WINDOW! Not to mention the fact that according to all three of my kids, he was showing his butt right back.... So I asked the idiot why he even lets the kid out anymore after the whole "spanking" incindent. He stood there with his mouth half-open (ya know- the typical window-licker look) speechless, so I told him to keep his fucking kids in his own fucking yard and slammed the door. The saga continues..... Hi Kimberly and welcome to the Daily Retard!

There is a new installment in the saga- the insurance secretary douchebag father came over last weekend to tell me my 7-year old daughter was “showing her butt to his retarded son. Well, it turns out the little dipshit was over here PEEKING IN HER BEDROOM WINDOW! Not to mention the fact that according to all three of my kids, he was showing his butt right back….
So I asked the idiot why he even lets the kid out anymore after the whole “spanking” incindent. He stood there with his mouth half-open (ya know- the typical window-licker look) speechless, so I told him to keep his fucking kids in his own fucking yard and slammed the door.
The saga continues…..

]]> By: Kimberly http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-50 Kimberly Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:40:50 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-50 I love these types of stories...makes my neighbors seem like angels. I love these types of stories…makes my neighbors seem like angels.

]]> By: Mullets and Hot Chicks with DoucheBags | The Daily Retard Blog of Idiots Morons and Stupid People http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-25 Mullets and Hot Chicks with DoucheBags | The Daily Retard Blog of Idiots Morons and Stupid People Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:12:30 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-25 [...] people (and therefore I run out of idiot shit to write about) I have a job to do. And judging from my fuckhead neighbors and the fact the the USA is now officially governed by communists, I don’t see the retards [...] [...] people (and therefore I run out of idiot shit to write about) I have a job to do. And judging from my fuckhead neighbors and the fact the the USA is now officially governed by communists, I don’t see the retards [...]

]]> By: David http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-21 David Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:14:43 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-21 People generally fail. People generally fail.

]]> By: The Daily Retard http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-16 The Daily Retard Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:51:25 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-16 Yesterday, there were 3 cops and an ambulance over there because she was "feeling dizzy".... So not only is she a total fucking moron, but she likes to waste taxpayer dollars because she's too fucking stupid to just sit down and relax. And she STILL sends her kids out to play with mine, even though he could be beaten at any time. I just don't fucking get it... Yesterday, there were 3 cops and an ambulance over there because she was “feeling dizzy”…. So not only is she a total fucking moron, but she likes to waste taxpayer dollars because she’s too fucking stupid to just sit down and relax. And she STILL sends her kids out to play with mine, even though he could be beaten at any time. I just don’t fucking get it…

]]> By: David http://dailyretard.com/my-neighbors-are-total-fucking-morons/comment-page-1/#comment-12 David Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:07:43 +0000 http://dailyretard.com/?p=34#comment-12 Dude I feel for you, had something similar happen to me. Amusingly the person she accused was in a different state at the time(after she claimed it happened 10 minutes ago), so she starts changing her story to fit in with this new information, which her new genius theory was even more fucked than the prior. Don't slam your head into a steel pike, even if it becomes a nice option to free yourself of the stupid! Dude I feel for you, had something similar happen to me.

Amusingly the person she accused was in a different state at the time(after she claimed it happened 10 minutes ago), so she starts changing her story to fit in with this new information, which her new genius theory was even more fucked than the prior.

Don’t slam your head into a steel pike, even if it becomes a nice option to free yourself of the stupid!

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