North Korea is a Bunch of Idiots
I really can’t believe what I heard on the radio today– North Korea is aiming nukes at Hawaii? Are you fucking kidding me? Even a sawed-off retard as stupid as kim jong ill (or however the fuck you spell that idiots name) can’t really be that stupid, can he?
Am I the only person on the planet who remembers what happened to the last bunch of idiots (that would be Japan for those of you who morons who need some help) who tried to bomb Hawaii? Do Hiroshima and Nagasaki ring a bell? How about hundreds of thousands of slanty-eyed idiots running around glowing in the dark? Seriously! There must be an experiment waiting to happen somewhere here that will prove that a diet of rice and fish is BAD for logical thought processes….
And really, who gives a FUCK about North Korea anyway? What in God’s name do they offer the planet? As far as I know (and this IS my blog so I can write what the FUCK I want to), they have no economy other than a subsistence level of socialism (must be why Obamoron is so enamored with them) and lots of drug exports, so why the hell their thoughts and opinions are even entertained in the scope of the global “reality” are so far beyond me it actually makes me wonder whether or not I am the idiot here….
And on a separately but somewhat related note.. why Hawaii anyway? It’s gotta be one of two things- either that’s the best that group of dipshits can some up with as far as range of their nuclear weapons, or… They are somehow trying to get even with Hawaii for being the ALLEGED birthplace of Obamoron. Being an American living in the middle of the country (ie- home of the most Socialists outside of Washington DC and Massachusetts, not to mention maybe the most fucked up weather in the Continental US), I find it hard to think of any reason at all to target Hawaii. So it must be that they aren’t even talented enough to build a missile worth firing over a range long enough to even matter….
Anyway, North Korea, piss off… If it was up to me, your country would be a skating rink. Have a nice day 
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June 28th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
You know, I googled “North Korea is Retarded” and this is what I get. FUCKING HILARIOUS dude and you are so right keep it up!
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:26 am
Rofl, I did the same thing as you Dave, funny as article! So true!
July 4th, 2009 at 4:21 am
I googled “North Korean idiots” and this is what came up
July 6th, 2009 at 6:48 am
Thanks for the comments! Check back for more idiots, they are EVERYWHERE!!
July 11th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Same as me, I googled NK is retarded & found this =)
Happy to see I’m not the only one who knows this!
July 12th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Thanks for the comment, rob! Make sure to share this stuff with your friends and check back for updates…
I’ve taken a few days off but will be back with both barrels blazing either tonight or Monday morning!
February 8th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
yo, im south korean, but that is just going a bit too far. its not north korea who is being retared, ITS JUST kim jong il. lol. he’s the fuck up