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Following is an excerpt on some stuff I posted at a message board. There is OBVIOUSLY a lot of differing viewpoints on what’s happening- here are mine:

I think as time passes and more people realize just how assfucked we are, you will see less and less people identifying with Democrat or Republican and it will become more of a system of the people who have no self-reliance or drive and want everything handed to them and do nothing for it VS. a group of people who still know there IS NOTHING FOR FREE and to have success in this life you need both the drive and self-interest to achieve it as well as an environment where people are allowed to pursue success without the government telling them all the way along what and how they can and cannot do it. As far as I am concerned, half can have the eastern half of the USA, the other half can take the western half of the USA (we can split at the Mississippi river). Then we’ll compare notes in 5 or 10 years and see what’s working out better.

Like I said, with the healthcare takeover, combined with the auto manufacturers and big banks/insurance companies the federal government now controls over 50% of the US economy. This is TERRIFYING.

And to anyone who thinks the government will somehow be able to run things better than private companies motivated by profits and free market economics, you need to have a window installed in your stomach so you can watch all your work and money stripped by 16,000 (not 6000) new armed IRS agents while you blither along through life with your head up your ass. Cash4Clunkers, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, how big a list do you need of the EPIC FUCKING FAILURES the government has tried to run?

Not to mention the fact that this bill is an abortion of the Constitution and states’ rights on at least 3 different accounts- the 5th, 9th and 10th Amendments. Or the fact that it flies COMPLETELY in the face of the very base principles upon which this country was founded. Or the fact that between 1 in 4 and 1 in 5 Americans supported the bill and I bet 99 of 100 of that 20-25 percent NEVER actually took the time to read a single fucking thing about what is actually in the bill.

The health care system is flawed TO BE SURE, but this is so far the wrong way to go about fixing it that the ONLY conclusion to be drawn is that the bill has NOTHING to do with fixing health care and EVERYTHING to do with an ever-increasing Federal government presence in each and every single aspect of our lives.

I haven’t really mentioned idiot golf pro Tiger Woods yet, mostly because I think people can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn’t bother anyone else. Then I got to thinking that running around fucking women all over the country without your wife’s knowledge *might* be a little bit bothersome, plus I had said for years that Tiger Woods is an asspuppet, plus most if not all “professional” athletes are idiots, plus I have golf, AND I got a couple funnies in the email this morning so I thought I would share them here….

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

This is just gonna be a quick one from the Retard today, but it’s well worth reading on many levels from the blatantly obvious to the genuinely sublime. Got it in an email from a cousin of mine, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I have no idea who the guy is, where he teaches or even if it’s a scan job of one of the pictures people use for building “professional-looking” websites, but it works with the story so what the hell….

As the late Adrian Rogers said, “you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan.”

All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the third test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that. (Please pass this on)

Remember, there is a mid-term election in 2010!

Many, not all, of the people up for re-election are very concerned- not necessarily for you or me- but for themselves. I encourage each of you to become informed and VOTE for what you believe in and want accomplished by the people elected BY YOU.

Well, as my good buddy Dr. Dave was kind enough to point out via a well-deserved comment on this post, I managed to get not-so-daily again…. So here I am, back at it and mad as fucking hell at the Goddamn liberal fucktards running this Country (into the ground…). First, a little picture for y’all. I imagine you have seen it before, but it’s so damn true that it bears re-posting. I don’t know where it came from, I grabbed it from a webmaster message board. But obviously it was taken somewhere in Texas.

Now as if that simple fact isn’t glaringly obvious, you owe it to yourself to watch this video of Al Gore on CNN trying to say that the ClimateGate emails are “out of context” and a “controversy without real substance”. Now, the asskissing in this clip is enough to make my fucking stomach turn, and seeing Al Gore makes me want to smash things with a hammer, but you owe it to yourself to watch it and see the kind of bullshit these liberal fuckheads continue to spew, when faced with undeniable proof of the junk science that is global warming.

These fuckhead treehugging idiot dumbfuck jackass retarded fuckhead morons are so out of touch with reality there really is no hope for them. And Al Gore has got to be the ringleader of the three ring circus of lies and bullshit, even though HE ADMITS HE HASN’T READ ALL THE EMAILS. This is the kind of shit that happens when you take a bunch of elitist liberal dumbasses like college professors and PHD’s, give them a BUNCH of government grants to play around in labs to advance your ridiculous liberal agenda of “global warming” and they actually discover the truth- that there is no such thing. But- if the truth were to get out, how many millions (or billions) of dollars would they lose? Not to mention the fact that they would be forced to face the fact that their own beliefs are dead wrong. These fucking asspuppets- Al Gore, the “scientists” (and I use that term pretty loosely in this case), the fuckheads at this Copenhagen summit, and every other stupid liberal tree-hugging, Prius-driving, global-warming-believing idiot on the planet- are a bunch of soul-less pieces of whaleshit and they all deserve to rest at the bottom of the ocean because after all, that’s where the whaleshit belongs.

For the purpose of this discussion, I am referring to the dumbass liberals inside the beltway, that merry bunch of elected fuckheads responsible for the current state of affairs in this country and in such complete and total blind denial of the damage they have already caused and continue to cause that they march ever forward advancing their Marxist agenda without a single thought or consideration to what they are doing to our Country. I think what the REAL problem with these fucktards is that they are so totally insulated from any semblance of what normal Americans call reality they honestly have NO CLUE what they are doing to us. Look for a minute at the strongholds of so-called liberals in our society- the Hollywood elite, tenured college professors (and the education system in general), organized labor union leaders and the mainstream media. I mean, for Christ’s sake! NO ONE in ANY of those groups has EVER had an actual job, any idea how to actually work for a living, no idea how to create anything, no experience whatsoever in the real world. And THESE are the people that are “advising” the dumbass liberals who currently hold an overwhelming and likely unconstitutional majority in Washington. How the fuck can you blame them for their stupidity?? I mean, if dumbass liberals had any common sense, they wouldn’t BE liberal so the puppets continue to let the above-mention groups of fucking retarded idiot morons continue to pull their strings, rather than listening to the deafening (and growing DAILY) roar of the American public SCREAMING at them that we don’t want the bill of goods they are trying to sell- by “sell” of course I mean shove down our collective throats and shove up our collective asses.

So I was driving around today in my big-ass Hemi-powered, rainforest-destroying, gas-guzzling Dodge Ram and listening to talk radio and I heard some numbers that actually made me smile from ear to fucking ear…. Apparently, depending on the source, Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx’s approval numbers are anywhere from the mid-40′s to the upper 30′s- inching ever closer to actually being lower the unemployment rate which as you recall I predicted would happen. A mere 30% of Americans approve of what the dumass liberals in Congress are doing. 30 FUCKING PERCENT! Are you kidding me? For a government of the polls, by the polls and for the polls you would THINK this MIGHT get the fuckheads to take a little notice but so far I haven’t seen it. But this last one here is my favorite- nearly HALF the country would rather still have Dubya as president than the current Obamination living in the religion-neutral-for-Christmas White House. What more proof do you need that the jackass hates America? What the FUCK is more American than Christmas??? One more bit of good news- 20% of Americans want Ba-Cracked Insane Obamarx impeached! I have no idea what the HELL is wrong with the other 80%, but I guess the “hope” I have is that they will “change” their minds….