Random Thoughts on a November Day
Gay and Homo Shit
Jesus Christ, that is a fucking faggotty-sounding title for a blog post, isn’t it??? And before all y’all get all wound up about the use of the word faggot, just calm the fuck down. I am NOT homophobic. I think everyone should be free to run around fucking whoever they want to (kids aside you sick fuckers). Kinda like the government runs around fucking us all the time…. Here’s the problem with all this gay-rights bullshit, hate crime legislation and stupid faggots protesting about shit. First, you would be just as stupid whether you are gay or not. Intelligence and common sense don’t seem to have a discernible relationship to what you choose to do with either your cock or the cocks of others. What pisses me off are the ones that feel the need to run around shouting at the fucking rooftops about their gayness. Hey, suck as much c*ck as you want to, but keep it to your fucking self! If straight people ran around having “Straight Pride” parades we would likely be labeled racist or sexist or some other stupid fucking liberal buzzword that ends in an -ist and is basically a left-wing euphemism for the “vast right-wing conspiracy” of evil male Republicans or some other fucking bullshit. This is the kind of shit I can’t figure out- if a bunch of “straight” guys beat up or kill or to whatever to a bunch of gays, this is somehow a more serious crime than if the dude who gets his ass beat is NOT gay? What the fuck is that about??? Seriously, how fucking insecure do you have to be to give a fuck what some other guy does in the bedroom? But HERE’S the point- if you are a gay guy then keep your bedroom shit IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM and out of our faces!
On To The Point
OK, I got a little off on a tangent there about all the gay shit, it wasn’t what I intended to write about when I started this post. But I have been known to get off on tangents, so deal with it. Anyway, I was reading some blogs written by people that are far more interesting than I am and strange thoughts started coming into my head. I don’t know if Dr. Dave’s ADHD is contagious or what….
Anyway, I haven’t had a “real job” since I broke my foot in three places almost a year ago…
Who’s uglier, Mama Obama or Oprah????
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Why in the fuck does it have to snow here in October???
Why Obama will Fail (again, only using husseins “real” name to properly quote and link to the article)….
Why the hell do the 87 different cartoon channels I have for the short people who live in my house play the same shit over and over again????
Is FoodTV chef Ina Garten wider than she is tall???
Is Nancy Pelosi really the Anti-Christ??? Or is she really a man???
Why do people feel the need to voice their opinions when it comes to my own personal matters????
And of course the classic, which never fails to crack me up- if a man talks in the woods and there isn’t a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong????
Daily Douchebag Award
Today’s ScumBag Asshole Award goes to 26-year old Harvard Law Grad and native Texan Brian Schroeder, for setting fire to “Memorial Park, a weatherproof tent on Manhattan’s East Side where the city is storing the remains of 9/11 victims who have yet to be identified.” Quoted from ABC, read the entire article at Death by 1000 Papercuts. I have no idea what the fuck would have to be wrong with someone to make them want to further desecrate the site and victims of September 11, but for your retarded-ness Mr. Schroder, you are hereby noted as the lastest ScumBag Asshole Award from The Daily Retard. Have fun in prison!!
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