Tim Geithner is a FUCKING IDIOT and a Few More Thoughts on Stupid Shit
So they are FINALLY starting to see the light about Timmy “Turbo-Tax” Geithner! He is a complete fucking idiot, I seriously doubt he can even balance his own fucking checkbook- we OBVIOUSLY know he can’t figure out his own taxes- and this is the retarded fucking idiot moron O-Pology put in charge of the Treasury?? Oh well, good news, they are starting to realize he doesn’t have a fucking CLUE what he is doing (weird how QUADRUPLING the deficit and double-digit unemployment will do that….) and even Commu-crats are calling for his expulsion. I like the word expulsion- kinda reminds me of flushing a toilet. Sending the SHIT down into the sewer where it belongs….
Tim Geithner EPIC FAIL Resign NOW!!
Typical liberal fucking douchebag that he is, Turbo Tax Timmy blames it on Bush. Because after all, Bush IS the one who engineered the EPIC FUCKING FAILURE that is the O-Bailout, achieved double-digit unemployment and yes I will repeat this again for effect- QUADRUPLED THE BUDGET DEFICIT! This shit just gets more and more laughable every day….
The O-Pology Tour
Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong has made it back from his latest whirlwind Asian apology and ass-kissing tour. Gotta give props to Dr. Dave and S. Weasel for the picture, but when I saw it I had such an inspirational comment at Dave’s that I just HAD to share it here with y’all… What I wanna know is, can we figure out a way to get O-Pology to bend so far over in his bowing that he can just crawl up his own ass and pull the hole in behind him???
No Mo O(prah)
Oh thank God Almighty! I just heard on NBC (National Bunch of Commies) that the disgusting pig bitch oprah is ending her show! See, who says prayers aren’t answered???
Harry Asswipe Ried’s Health Care Obamination
Well it seems the Senate Commu-Nazi’s have unleashed their 2000+ page abortion of a health care reform bill upon us, and yet again are not even wanting to give people time to read the God-awful piece of shit legislation before wanting a vote on it…. What a bunch of slimebag asswipe scumsucking bastards. What the fuck is it going to take for these liberal progressive Constitution-hating treasonous motherfuckers to realize the AMERICAN PEOPLE DO NOT WANT THIS SHIT?!?!?? Read more here. Sorry about the link to the Washington Pisst, but I got sick of looking for a decent site with a story to link to. Time IS money here at the Daily Retard….
And speaking of money…. While you readers may think the Retard lives some sort of carefree, high-flying playboy lifestyle full of booze and babes, sadly the opposite is true. Well, there IS a lot of booze, but the babes are 4, 4 and 7 and they are expensive as hell. I am NOT a rich man. I am an unemployed construction worker with a wife who has a decent job, a small online empire and a part-time bartending job. But I will offer this: Given that the DC beltway is riddled with bribery, underhanded dealing and “campaign contributions” I propose to put my money where my mouth (read:fingers) is/are. I will personally donate $100 to the campaign fund of not only any Commu-crat senator who votes against this piece of SHIT legislation, but ALSO to the Commu-crat OPPONENT of any turncoat RINO scumbag asswipe who votes FOR it. Anybody else out there with me? I don’t give a rat’s bloody ASS what it takes to get this shit stopped, and anyone with a fucking brain should be standing behind me….
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November 20th, 2009 at 3:04 am
Sounds like a plan. Any treasonous bastards who sell America down the river should be booted. Whew. I don’t usually swear online. But you have inspired me.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:20 am
Oh jeez, Opie, I would hate to think of myself as a bad influence….
But if I managed to return the “inspiration favor” then I have succeeded in a small way and I will take it!
Keep the faith, my conservative “sister”!!!
In the end we WILL win.
November 21st, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Geithner can’t pay his taxes and he can’t fix the economy but he can wag his finger at a Congressman about a legitimate request. He’s such a fucking thug.